"Takes an interesting premise, and saddles it with the most annoying individuals you'd ever want to meet..."
"Mostly a forgotten footnote in film history while Michael Myers is an internationally recognized phenomenon."
"The Wolfman," a thriller cum action film swaddled in the rags of horror, never concerns itself with creating any level of tension ...
A turd is a turd is a turd....
Total social rejection will arrive shortly...
It isn't all sunshine and intestines...
"Somewhat lacking in entertainment value..."
I do have two rules of thumb for tasteless jokes...
Little Danny has lost his sunshine...
The word "hoodwinked" comes to mind...
Christopher Smith seems to be gunning for the spot of the UK’s resident master of horror...
Bach is both exotically pretty and distressingly pelagic for someone playing a human in a movie about human/fish hybrids...
It's self-importance is often more amusing than the storyline itself...
If the History Channel ever took a page from SyFy’s book and started making original movies, they’d probably look a lot like [this]...
Neither ascends to lofty heights nor sinks to salacious (and enjoyable) lows...
An early salvo from America’s most nihilistic cinematic decade...
In less capable hands, “The Road” could have easily become an excursion into mindless exploitation and needless excess.
"Sure to be a cult item once it brutally worms its way into the horror community’s meaty vernacular"
"...Some sort of highly advanced audiovisual programming language for robot sex dolls..."
"Book of Eli" mixes a violent post-apocalypse with some uneven religious exploration. Your results may vary.
Two turds short of a broken toilet...
Even soft core sex and actual nudity offer little relief from the creeping averageness...
"Street Trash" isn't afraid to urinate profusely across your tender senses...
"Unfortunately, it's not the sum of its parts."
The Spierig Brothers employ many creative faculties that lift "Daybreakers" to the heights of heady, B-movie delirium.
Tor reviews John Saxon's lone directorial effort.
"I would methodically remove all the hair on my body, discard all of my worldly possessions, and live inside Ice Cream Man.”
Molly is pretty lovely, but is the film?
So... short people are creepy, amiright?
Rob Zombie swings... and misses.
