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8/10 Let's Scare Jessica to Death

An early salvo from America’s most nihilistic cinematic decade...

Posted 01/22/10 by Tor
9/10 The Road

In less capable hands, “The Road” could have easily become an excursion into mindless exploitation and needless excess.

Posted 01/21/10 by Todd
8/10 Blood Creek

"Sure to be a cult item once it brutally worms its way into the horror community’s meaty vernacular"

Posted 01/19/10 by Todd
5/10 Marronnier

"...Some sort of highly advanced audiovisual programming language for robot sex dolls..."

Posted 01/18/10 by John Shelton
5/10 The Book of Eli

"Book of Eli" mixes a violent post-apocalypse with some uneven religious exploration. Your results may vary.

Posted 01/17/10 by Jon
2/10 Alone in the Dark II

Two turds short of a broken toilet...

Posted 01/14/10 by Todd
5/10 Big Bad Wolf

Even soft core sex and actual nudity offer little relief from the creeping averageness...

Posted 01/13/10 by Tor
8/10 Street Trash

"Street Trash" isn't afraid to urinate profusely across your tender senses...

Posted 01/12/10 by Todd
5/10 100 Feet

"Unfortunately, it's not the sum of its parts."

Posted 01/11/10 by John Shelton
7/10 Daybreakers

The Spierig Brothers employ many creative faculties that lift "Daybreakers" to the heights of heady, B-movie delirium.

Posted 01/09/10 by Jon
6/10 Zombie Death House

Tor reviews John Saxon's lone directorial effort.

Posted 01/08/10 by Tor
7/10 Ice Cream Man

"I would methodically remove all the hair on my body, discard all of my worldly possessions, and live inside Ice Cream Man.”

Posted 01/07/10 by Todd
5/10 Legion of the Dead

A violent, zombie themed stoner comedy?

Posted 01/05/10 by Todd
7/10 Fear Chamber

Not Karloff's finest, but not his worst either.

Posted 01/04/10 by John Shelton
3/10 Asylum

Tor ponders a history of cinematic dicks.

Posted 12/31/09 by Tor
4/10 Dard Divorce Posted 12/30/09 by Todd
3/10 The Shortcut

Adam Sandler produced horror film turns out to be a dud.

Posted 12/29/09 by Todd
4/10 Zombies Anonymous Posted 12/28/09 by John Shelton
7/10 House of Voices (Saint Ange)

Tor reviews one of Pascal Laugier's works before "Martyrs".

Posted 12/24/09 by Tor
6/10 Stan Helsing

Woof.

Posted 12/23/09 by Casey
6/10 Two Front Teeth

"A film that probably looks much, much better through eggnog-colored glasses."

Posted 12/22/09 by Todd
5/10 The Lost Boys

John takes a fresh look at beloved genre film.

Posted 12/21/09 by John Shelton
7/10 Massacre in Dinosaur Valley

"I’m pretty sure the waters of the Amazon were like 40% cocaine at the time [this was made]"

Posted 12/18/09 by Tor
6/10 Don't Open Till Christmas

A Vestron Video classic!

Posted 12/17/09 by Todd
4/10 Beast Within

Sometimes picking a movie based on names above the title is not a good idea.

Posted 12/15/09 by Todd
7/10 Crawlspace

Shelton reviews this obscure 80's gem.

Posted 12/14/09 by John Shelton
4/10 Trespassers

Tor takes us to film geek school, and explains why he made it through "Trespassers"...

Posted 12/11/09 by Tor
8/10 Nightmare Detective 2

This series fuels Todd's own nightmares.

Posted 12/09/09 by Todd
9/10 Kairo (Pulse) Posted 12/09/09 by John Shelton
8/10 Aileen Wuornos: The Life and Death of a Serial Killer

"This is a eulogy for a human being with little or no conscience."

Posted 12/04/09 by Tor

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