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3/10 The Legend of Boggy Creek

The sighting of a blondie gigantopithecus and a vow from renowned Sasquatologist Billy Willard that he will gather empirical data from the wilds of Spotsylvania County have once again given cryptozoologists far and wide the iron pyrite glimmer of legitimacy.

Posted 06/25/10 by Tor
8/10 Nun of That

A great American gore comedy

Posted 06/24/10 by Todd
8/10 AM1200

If there's any film that rightfully deserves the Lovecraftian badge of honor, it's "AM1200"

Posted 06/22/10 by Todd
3/10 Suicide Girls Must Die!

Armed with a fast forward button there’s a chance you might enjoy yourself, just don’t expect anything else.

Posted 06/21/10 by John Shelton
8/10 Noise

A good film about the human responses to trauma and instability, and the profound loneliness that evolves out of those choices.

Posted 06/18/10 by Tor
6/10 Robo-Geisha

It certainly wasn't the pinnacle of over-the-top debauchery I was hoping it would be.

Posted 06/17/10 by Todd
8/10 Kill, Baby... Kill!

"... an acid-tainted ride through a dangerous and sexed-up European off-brand version of Disney’s Haunted Mansion"

Posted 06/14/10 by John Shelton
5/10 Train

You won’t forget that “Train” is a rip off of several films.

Posted 06/11/10 by Tor
4/10 Bikini Girls on Ice

Some people will probably love this thing, and spend several long hours composing nasty e-mails explaining in great detail how utterly pathetic I am for expressing myself in such a negative manner.

Posted 06/10/10 by Todd
8/10 Rampage

Say what you will about Uwe Boll, but "Rampage" is a damn fine movie.

Posted 06/08/10 by Todd
7/10 Run! Bitch Run!

It wouldn’t be hard to pass off “Run! Bitch Run!” as a forgotten exploitation relic from the 70s.

Posted 06/07/10 by John Shelton
7/10 Splice

"Splice" may end up in familiar territory, but not before treading far and wide.

Posted 06/05/10 by Jon
8/10 Wisconsin Death Trip

Traffics in the equivocal, and speaks with light, shadow and subtlety.

Posted 06/04/10 by Tor
4/10 Yoga

A joy to watch, visually speaking

Posted 06/03/10 by Todd
5/10 Splatter

Essentially a bunch of talented people (and Corey Feldman) slumming it to slap together a 29 minute quicky horror comedy.

Posted 06/02/10 by John Shelton
5/10 Mega Piranha

Deliriously poor yet oddly enjoyable action/horror hybrid

Posted 06/01/10 by Todd
4/10 The Devil's Tomb

Bad, bad movie.

Posted 05/28/10 by Tor
7/10 Blood Car

Think "Hemoglobin Hot Rod"

Posted 05/27/10 by Casey
3/10 Hard Ride to Hell

Modern-day biker movies tend to suck the dirt-encrusted toe hair off the devil's misshapen kneecaps.

Posted 05/27/10 by Todd
4/10 Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood

Apparently being undead does wonders for your libido.

Posted 05/25/10 by Todd
9/10 Pontypool

“Pontypool” is, quite literally, a zombie movie like you’ve never seen before.

Posted 05/24/10 by John Shelton
3/10 100 Million BC

All the Little Debbie Devil Squares in Tennessee can't make this one worth the effort.

Posted 05/24/10 by Tor
3/10 The Silent Scream (1980)

If you happen to find yourself in possession of a copy of this derivative mess do everyone a favor and fast forward or chapter skip to minute 45.

Posted 05/21/10 by Tor
8/10 Valhalla Rising

Unless you truly appreciate fringe cinema or have a wicked hard-on for Gus Van Sant-inspired pacing, there's really not a lot for people to sink their teeth into.

Posted 05/20/10 by Todd
9/10 Every Other Day is Halloween

A new documentary about a historic horror host oozes with horror nostalgia and insight.

Posted 05/19/10 by Casey
7/10 A Slit-Mouthed Woman

Occasionally unnerving shocker [that's] nothing more than your average, run-of-the-mill "urban legend" picture

Posted 05/18/10 by Todd
7/10 Nightmare City

It’s hard not to be thrilled with zombies dismembering the non-union Italian equivalent of the Solid Gold dancers.

Posted 05/17/10 by John Shelton
3/10 The Silent Scream (1980)

If you happen to find yourself in possession of a copy of this derivative mess do everyone a favor and chapter skip to minute 45.

Posted 05/14/10 by Tor
7/10 Birdemic: Shock and Terror

One of the most satisfying, wholly enjoyable movies I’ve seen thus far this year.

Posted 05/13/10 by Todd
3/10 Spliced

While this may sound extremely goofy and ethically unsound, it's pretty much par for the course.

Posted 05/11/10 by Todd

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