The performances can't prevent the awkward script from ruining the overall experience.
These days, I'm afraid, it takes more than hot chicks, ample cleavage, and graphic violence to keep me glued to the screen.
Regarding zombies: There aren't a lot of them.
“Ninja Assassin” is a prime example of a movie that does exactly what it says on the box.
I want to revise my top 25 horror films of the decade list...
Frequently disturbing...
A plodding, uneven mess...
Deserves its place in the canon of classic horror...
Fans of the original should be more than happy...
A remarkably incoherent mess...
Ultimately a failure but it has enough flashes of brilliance that it would be a mistake to completely dismiss it...
Should be a lot more fun than it is...
I think I may have paid too much...
A worthy follow-up...
Perhaps the most lavish grindhouse movie of all time.
"Gory fun with reckless abandon..."
A dark and twisted human drama...
Mind-bogglingly dull...
"Takes an interesting premise, and saddles it with the most annoying individuals you'd ever want to meet..."
"Mostly a forgotten footnote in film history while Michael Myers is an internationally recognized phenomenon."
"The Wolfman," a thriller cum action film swaddled in the rags of horror, never concerns itself with creating any level of tension ...
A turd is a turd is a turd....
Total social rejection will arrive shortly...
So... short people are creepy, amiright?
Needless to say, it's weird...
Rob Zombie swings... and misses.
