"I would methodically remove all the hair on my body, discard all of my worldly possessions, and live inside Ice Cream Man.”
A violent, zombie themed stoner comedy?
Not Karloff's finest, but not his worst either.
Tor ponders a history of cinematic dicks.
Adam Sandler produced horror film turns out to be a dud.
Tor reviews one of Pascal Laugier's works before "Martyrs".
"A film that probably looks much, much better through eggnog-colored glasses."
John takes a fresh look at beloved genre film.
"I’m pretty sure the waters of the Amazon were like 40% cocaine at the time [this was made]"
A Vestron Video classic!
Sometimes picking a movie based on names above the title is not a good idea.
Shelton reviews this obscure 80's gem.
Tor takes us to film geek school, and explains why he made it through "Trespassers"...
This series fuels Todd's own nightmares.
"This is a eulogy for a human being with little or no conscience."
"New Moon is a substantial bore, the sort of mindless, limp-wristed motion picture that could send a teeth-grinding crackhead into an unshakable coma."
"Four cash-hungry subjects are brought in for a day long test group with no idea what they have signed on for."
"Thankfully, this flick, while far from mind-blowing, was a really good time, especially when viewed in a packed convention hall."
"Problems aside, the film does feature a number of genuinely creepy scenes, as well as several heaping buckets of putrid gore."
"When I say this is a whole chunk of genre films I know nothing about I’m not exaggerating."
"One Dark Night is simply a cheap fraud of a horror film."
"Overall, it’s a nice little slice of inoffensive, empty-headed fun, a tidy action piece that understands its B-movie roots."
"Bottom line: "Hush" is quality work from an emerging talent within the genre."
"Thirst is exactly the kind of vampire movie you’d expect from Park Chan-wook, one of the most unique and talented directors working today."
"When do we reach the saturation point for scenes where someone’s friend or lover or child becomes a zombie and they can’t bring themselves to kill them?"
Molly is pretty lovely, but is the film?
So... short people are creepy, amiright?
Rob Zombie swings... and misses.