7/10 The Descent: Part 2

Fans of the original should be more than happy...

Posted 03/12/10 by Todd
3/10 Demon Cop

A remarkably incoherent mess...

Posted 03/11/10 by Todd
5/10 Bitch Slap Posted 03/09/10 by Tor
7/10 Antichrist

Ultimately a failure but it has enough flashes of brilliance that it would be a mistake to completely dismiss it...

Posted 03/08/10 by John Shelton
5/10 Welcome to Spring Break (Nightmare Beach)

Should be a lot more fun than it is...

Posted 03/05/10 by Tor
2/10 Hellmaster

I think I may have paid too much...

Posted 03/04/10 by Todd
8/10 [Rec] 2

A worthy follow-up...

Posted 03/02/10 by Todd
8/10 Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Perhaps the most lavish grindhouse movie of all time.

Posted 03/01/10 by John Shelton
7/10 The Crazies (2010) Posted 02/27/10 by Jon
4/10 Lo Posted 02/26/10 by Tor
6/10 Zombeak

"Gory fun with reckless abandon..."

Posted 02/25/10 by Todd
9/10 Tony

A dark and twisted human drama...

Posted 02/23/10 by Todd
3/10 Possession

Mind-bogglingly dull...

Posted 02/22/10 by John Shelton
3/10 Backwoods Posted 02/19/10 by Tor
5/10 Demonic Toys 2 Posted 02/19/10 by Todd
3/10 The Tribe

"Takes an interesting premise, and saddles it with the most annoying individuals you'd ever want to meet..."

Posted 02/17/10 by Todd
6/10 The Eyes of Laura Mars

"Mostly a forgotten footnote in film history while Michael Myers is an internationally recognized phenomenon."

Posted 02/15/10 by John Shelton
4/10 The Wolfman

"The Wolfman," a thriller cum action film swaddled in the rags of horror, never concerns itself with creating any level of tension ...

Posted 02/13/10 by Jon
4/10 Horrible (Rosso Sangue)

A turd is a turd is a turd....

Posted 02/12/10 by Tor
7/10 Funny Man

Total social rejection will arrive shortly...

Posted 02/11/10 by Todd
6/10 Smash Cut

It isn't all sunshine and intestines...

Posted 02/10/10 by Casey
4/10 Dread

"Somewhat lacking in entertainment value..."

Posted 02/09/10 by Todd
7/10 Special Dead

I do have two rules of thumb for tasteless jokes...

Posted 02/08/10 by John Shelton
5/10 Pop Skull

Little Danny has lost his sunshine...

Posted 02/05/10 by Tor
6/10 Long Weekend Posted 02/04/10 by Todd
5/10 Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

The word "hoodwinked" comes to mind...

Posted 02/02/10 by Todd
8/10 Triangle

Christopher Smith seems to be gunning for the spot of the UK’s resident master of horror...

Posted 02/01/10 by John Shelton
4/10 Island of the Fishmen

Bach is both exotically pretty and distressingly pelagic for someone playing a human in a movie about human/fish hybrids...

Posted 01/29/10 by Tor
5/10 Nightwish

It's self-importance is often more amusing than the storyline itself...

Posted 01/28/10 by Todd
3/10 The Donner Party

If the History Channel ever took a page from SyFy’s book and started making original movies, they’d probably look a lot like [this]...

Posted 01/25/10 by John Shelton

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