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4/10 Yoga

A joy to watch, visually speaking

Posted 06/03/10 by Todd
5/10 Splatter

Essentially a bunch of talented people (and Corey Feldman) slumming it to slap together a 29 minute quicky horror comedy.

Posted 06/02/10 by John Shelton
5/10 Mega Piranha

Deliriously poor yet oddly enjoyable action/horror hybrid

Posted 06/01/10 by Todd
4/10 The Devil's Tomb

Bad, bad movie.

Posted 05/28/10 by Tor
7/10 Blood Car

Think "Hemoglobin Hot Rod"

Posted 05/27/10 by Casey
3/10 Hard Ride to Hell

Modern-day biker movies tend to suck the dirt-encrusted toe hair off the devil's misshapen kneecaps.

Posted 05/27/10 by Todd
4/10 Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood

Apparently being undead does wonders for your libido.

Posted 05/25/10 by Todd
9/10 Pontypool

“Pontypool” is, quite literally, a zombie movie like you’ve never seen before.

Posted 05/24/10 by John Shelton
3/10 100 Million BC

All the Little Debbie Devil Squares in Tennessee can't make this one worth the effort.

Posted 05/24/10 by Tor
3/10 The Silent Scream (1980)

If you happen to find yourself in possession of a copy of this derivative mess do everyone a favor and fast forward or chapter skip to minute 45.

Posted 05/21/10 by Tor
8/10 Valhalla Rising

Unless you truly appreciate fringe cinema or have a wicked hard-on for Gus Van Sant-inspired pacing, there's really not a lot for people to sink their teeth into.

Posted 05/20/10 by Todd
9/10 Every Other Day is Halloween

A new documentary about a historic horror host oozes with horror nostalgia and insight.

Posted 05/19/10 by Casey
7/10 A Slit-Mouthed Woman

Occasionally unnerving shocker [that's] nothing more than your average, run-of-the-mill "urban legend" picture

Posted 05/18/10 by Todd
7/10 Nightmare City

It’s hard not to be thrilled with zombies dismembering the non-union Italian equivalent of the Solid Gold dancers.

Posted 05/17/10 by John Shelton
3/10 The Silent Scream (1980)

If you happen to find yourself in possession of a copy of this derivative mess do everyone a favor and chapter skip to minute 45.

Posted 05/14/10 by Tor
7/10 Birdemic: Shock and Terror

One of the most satisfying, wholly enjoyable movies I’ve seen thus far this year.

Posted 05/13/10 by Todd
3/10 Spliced

While this may sound extremely goofy and ethically unsound, it's pretty much par for the course.

Posted 05/11/10 by Todd
7/10 Wilderness

The ghillie suits and IEDs used by the killer in “Wilderness” make the old school machete and mask combo seem quaint.

Posted 05/10/10 by John Shelton
8/10 The Entity (1981)

While “The Entity” may be exploitative and abstruse; it is also technically brilliant.

Posted 05/07/10 by Tor
6/10 Phobia

One great segment, one good segment and two meh segments.

Posted 05/04/10 by John Shelton
5/10 A Nightmare on Elm Street

This new "Nightmare" hits some high notes but loses something special from the original run.

Posted 05/01/10 by Jon
7/10 Hard Revenge, Milly

Deftly combines two of my cinematic favorites

Posted 04/29/10 by Todd
1/10 Razor's Ring

My tolerance for these ramshackle, backyard monstrosities has become almost nonexistent.

Posted 04/27/10 by Todd
4/10 Dolan's Cadillac

...a minor Stephen King story and an even more minor Stephen King movie.

Posted 04/26/10 by John Shelton
3/10 The Crawlers (Troll 3)

Precisely the sort of low-budget, low-brow cold sore you'd expect from the directors of "Witchery" and "Sex Penitentiary", respectively.

Posted 04/22/10 by Todd
7/10 The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Not for everyone.

Posted 04/22/10 by Joe
2/10 Neowolf

It's official: Mark and Eric hate me.

Posted 04/20/10 by Todd
7/10 Castle Freak

...feels like a modern-day remake of a classic horror film that never existed.

Posted 04/19/10 by John Shelton
8/10 Vampyr

“Vampyr” will turn 80 years old next year...

Posted 04/16/10 by Tor
8/10 Vampires in Havana (¡Vampiros en La Habana!)

If you are looking for all inclusive apolitical and moral content then this is one cartoon you should steer clear of.

Posted 04/16/10 by Tor

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