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3/10 Hack! Posted 01/21/11 by Jeff S
5/10 The Keep

Director Michael Mann didn’t single-handedly craft the 80’s Day-glo Megalith but his neon fingerprints are all over it.

Posted 01/21/11 by Tor
2/10 The Italian Zombie Movie, Part 1: Zombie Abomination

Italian? No. Abomination? Yes.

Posted 01/19/11 by Angelo B
7/10 Wolfen

It won’t make you forget “The Howling” or “An American Werewolf in London.” or even that hypnotic wet T-shirt covershot of Taylor Lautner on Rolling Stone; I mean we’re only human right.

Posted 01/14/11 by Tor
2/10 Mourning Wood

Are you a fan of non-stop dick, fart and jizz jokes? Yeah, me neither!

Posted 01/12/11 by Angelo B
7/10 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead

Free-wheeling mythology involving bloodsuckers, secret societies and the holy grail that hits a sweet spot between horror and comedy...

Posted 01/11/11 by John Shelton
6/10 Buried

It's gimmicky, but you can't say "Buried" doesn't have guts.

Posted 01/10/11 by Jon
7/10 Four Flies on Grey Velvet (4 mosche di velluto grigio)

There is no joy on Earth so pure in its dangling disdain as that of a nerd who realizes he has gotten there before someone else.

Posted 01/07/11 by Tor
6/10 The Gravedancers Posted 01/06/11 by Jeff S
3/10 The Dark Lurking

Brainless, boring and bad.

Posted 01/05/11 by Angelo B
5/10 Until the Light takes Us

Vikernes is allowed to blithely describe his stabbing of Euronymous 23 times as “finishing him off”

Posted 01/03/11 by Tor
7/10 Demeking: The Sea Monster (Demekingu)

Not your average "man in a rubber monster suit" movie

Posted 12/29/10 by Angelo B
9.5/10 Battle Royale (director's cut)

The film has not suffered for time and the distinction of being the most fun you can have watching 14 and 15 year olds murder one another is still solidly intact.

Posted 12/23/10 by Tor
8/10 Tales from the Hood

Spike Lee does horror

Posted 12/22/10 by Angelo B
7/10 Silent Night, Bloody Night

This holiday season would be a great time to give the usual horror Christmas movies a rest and rediscover a minor lost classic of the genre.

Posted 12/21/10 by John Shelton
3/10 Hybrid

With a nice session beer and some friends, I think “Hybrid” can hit so-bad-it's-good territory.

Posted 12/20/10 by Jeff S
5/10 The Video Dead

If you've ever wanted to watch a poodle get attacked by a zombie, this is the film for you!

Posted 12/16/10 by Angelo B
8/10 Dear Mr. Gacy

William Forsythe’s performance alone is worth the price of admission.

Posted 12/14/10 by John Shelton
5/10 Trash Humpers

When they aren’t molesting defenseless rubbish they’re cavorting with chunky hookers and psychotic 10 year olds.

Posted 12/10/10 by Tor
2/10 Are You Scared?

In a word? No.

Posted 12/10/10 by Jeff S
3/10 Snuff: A Documentary About Killing on Camera

Disgust. Fear. Revulsion. Curiosity.

Posted 12/08/10 by Angelo B
7/10 Magic

It's hard to believe that "Magic" has wallowed in obscurity for so long

Posted 12/07/10 by mark
3/10 Blood Games

This sleaze movie seems to labor under the misguided idea that it has to motivate its nudity.

Posted 12/03/10 by Tor
1/10 Stay Alive

Like a lot of cinematic garbage, there's an interesting concept at the core of “Stay Alive.”

Posted 12/02/10 by Jeff S
8/10 Begotten

Trying to synopsize a film like this would do it a terrible disservice.

Posted 12/01/10 by Angelo B
8/10 Metropia

The creepy, dingy art style puts the ‘blah’ in ‘bleak’.

Posted 11/30/10 by John Shelton
1/10 The Absent

A pseudo-slasher based around a torrent of high school intrigue.

Posted 11/29/10 by mark
4/10 Plague Town

The same variety of impossible as expressing no discomfort while having the top of your head unexpectedly disunited from your body with razor wire.

Posted 11/29/10 by Tor
4/10 ThanksKilling

One of the most generic slasher films I’ve seen.

Posted 11/29/10 by Angelo B
6/10 Carriers (Review) Posted 11/25/10 by Jeff S

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