Reviews

Rating: 4/10 The Shrine

Twenty people watching dailies and they all fail to spy basic lighting failures, Sweet Mother of Conrad Hall!

Posted 11/11/11 by Tor

Rating: 5/10 Panic Button

Jigsaw gets on Facebook

Posted 11/10/11 by Angelo B

Rating: N/A Blue Velvet

"It's a strange world..."

Posted 11/07/11 by Andy

Rating: 5/10 Slaughter High

If you aren’t impressed by gratuitous gore and needless nudity, then what the hell are you doing hanging out at a horror website?

Posted 11/04/11 by Tor

Rating: 9/10 Vampire's Kiss

The most "terrible Nicolas Cage movie" movie ever made

Posted 11/03/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 8/10 The Others

Revisiting one of the most interesting horror films of the 00's a decade later.

Posted 11/01/11 by Andy

Rating: 4/10 Bereavement

...to address any and all screenwriters out there who might be tempted by the device of CIPA… No, no, that’ll be quite enough of that.

Posted 10/28/11 by Tor

Rating: 2/10 Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings

Why does this exist?

Posted 10/27/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 9/10 An American Werewolf in London Posted 10/25/11 by Andy

Rating: 7/10 Paranormal Activity 3

"Paranormal Activity 3" goes back to the VHS to show us how the activity started.

Posted 10/23/11 by Jon

Rating: 4/10 Hisss

If you are looking for anything other than a snake humping soap opera with a limp-dick feminist vengeance thread and a madman villain torn from a Mel Brooks script, “Hisss” Fails.

Posted 10/21/11 by Tor

Rating: 6/10 Mother's Day

Darren Lynn Bousman throws on some the gore and suspense in this effective if not archaic thinking thriller.

Posted 10/17/11 by Andy

Rating: 5/10 The Thing (2011)

"The Thing" pre-quel (with a dash of remake) goes back to Antarctica to fill in the story before MacReady and Childs make the scene.

Posted 10/17/11 by Jon

Rating: 6/10 The Funhouse (Blu-Ray)

Tobe Hooper gives us an idea of what it might look like if Spielberg wanted to make a violent parable about a teen girl’s sexual awakening.

Posted 10/14/11 by Tor

Rating: 8/10 Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

A harrowing meditation on cinema violence and 80s economics.

Posted 10/10/11 by Andy

Rating: 1/10 Chillerama

Like blatant homophobia and misogyny, sophomoric humor and copious amounts of semen? Then you'll love "Chillerama"!

Posted 10/06/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 3/10 Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2

I have no idea what's going on right now

Posted 09/29/11 by Angelo B

Rating: N/A Cannibal Holocaust (Blu-Ray)

... can anything be done to the film to provide a compelling reason to watch it again, or is Shameless just the latest company to swipe Deodato’s no-limit cannibal credit-card?

Posted 09/28/11 by Tor

Rating: N/A The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

We watched "Human Centipede II" so you don't have to.

Posted 09/24/11 by Jon

Rating: 7/10 A Horrible Way to Die

Turrell is a self-aware sicko who is compelled by uncheckable demons to dispatch his victims, despite what often seems to be a strong desire to stop killing.

Posted 09/23/11 by Tor

Rating: 4/10 Mimic: Director's Cut

Guillermo Del Toro insists that this is his attempt at reclaiming "Mimic". I'm not quite sure he's done that.

Posted 09/22/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 9/10 Sorcerer

“Sorcerer” is a forgotten classic begging to be rediscovered.

Posted 09/21/11 by John Shelton

Rating: 9/10 The Hills Have Eyes Posted 09/19/11 by Andy

Rating: 5/10 The Incredible Melting Man

I still thought Carrie Fisher was beautiful, even with an arm-sized black gash in her cheek.

Posted 09/16/11 by Tor

Rating: 1/10 Scary Movie 2