If you are looking for anything other than a snake humping soap opera with a limp-dick feminist vengeance thread and a madman villain torn from a Mel Brooks script, “Hisss” Fails.
Darren Lynn Bousman throws on some the gore and suspense in this effective if not archaic thinking thriller.
"The Thing" pre-quel (with a dash of remake) goes back to Antarctica to fill in the story before MacReady and Childs make the scene.
Tobe Hooper gives us an idea of what it might look like if Spielberg wanted to make a violent parable about a teen girl’s sexual awakening.
A harrowing meditation on cinema violence and 80s economics.
Like blatant homophobia and misogyny, sophomoric humor and copious amounts of semen? Then you'll love "Chillerama"!
I have no idea what's going on right now
... can anything be done to the film to provide a compelling reason to watch it again, or is Shameless just the latest company to swipe Deodato’s no-limit cannibal credit-card?
We watched "Human Centipede II" so you don't have to.
Turrell is a self-aware sicko who is compelled by uncheckable demons to dispatch his victims, despite what often seems to be a strong desire to stop killing.
Guillermo Del Toro insists that this is his attempt at reclaiming "Mimic". I'm not quite sure he's done that.
“Sorcerer” is a forgotten classic begging to be rediscovered.
I still thought Carrie Fisher was beautiful, even with an arm-sized black gash in her cheek.
I would say that “Scary Movie 2” hasn’t aged well, however that would mean that at one point it was actually worth watching.
“Giallo” is a perplexing film; one that is bound to lose or infuriate all but the most ardent Argento acolytes.
Oh, you didn’t ask for a lifeless, sanitary killer-shark-hillbilly movie?
The new generation of killer car movies is here! Wait, who cares?
A haunting story that some interesting new rules though with some pretty poor execution.
Even the promise of Gary Busey rampaging as a homicidal cookie can't save this dud
The most surefire horror-comedy instant cult-classic since "Shaun of the Dead".
A wonderfully engrossing if not a tad messy film of attractions.
The Guillermo Del Toro-iest movie ever that wasn't directed by the man himself.
(Writer/Director) Andrew Cymek buries his axe in soft ground over and again before finally planting it squarely in his own foot.
Absolutely, without a doubt, the worst film ever made.
It's like "Jesus Camp" except with demons and Andrew McCarthy
... sometimes excellence of form is every bit as compelling as a fresh concept.
What happens when you take that old MTV show "Fear" and remove everything that made that show memorable? You're left with this turd.
Death's whirling blades, falling glass and loose wires are back in Final Destination 5.
I am just another asshole with both an opinion and an anus and often one is issued forth from the other.
Wherein no one talks about people they banged in high school...
In which we try to make sense of "Return to Nukem High: Volume 1"...