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Horror Headlines: Tuesday September 17th, 2013

In case you're wondering wedding specials are where I draw the line of which Real Housewives shows I will watch. Just to put all the rumors to rest.

Remember when I told you that Jen and Sylvia Soska would be directing "See No Evil 2", the sequel to the 2006 direct to video flick starring the WWE's Kane? No I didn't think you would but I felt like i should ask anyway. Well they are, and now it looks like the first two ladies to be cast in the project are none other than Danielle Harris and Katharine Isabelle. I have no idea what the first one was about but this one apparently follows the same killer from the first as he stalks a group of medical students. Or something. Who cares really. Maybe the two of them will kiss or something.

Christian Serratos, who you probably remember from "Twilight", is the latest name to be added to the upcoming fourth season of "The Walking Dead". She'll play Rosita Espinosa (Muy caliente!) a survivor who runs into our merry gang of zombie killers. Just kidding, if you remember her from "Twilight" then you're a loser and you like loser things! Just kidding again, team Jacob 4 life.

The "Terminator" reboot will be released into theaters on Wednesday, July 1, 2015. Because weekends are for pricks.

"Insidious 3" has been confirmed to be happening now that "Insidious: Chapter 2" pulled in $41 million this past weekend. Leigh Whannell will once again pen the script but no word on if James Wan will once again return to direct. One thing is for sure though, I will most likely come up with a half assed excuse as to why I can't see it for the podcast. No, but seriously, I had a lot crap going on this weekend. You don't know me!

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Apparently now it's illegal to bring a ferret into restaurants in Arizona. Let me be clear, a few days ago this was not illegal but now, now it is illegal to bring a ferret into restaurants in Arizona. Just so we're all on the same page here.

A lot of people having the ungodly feeling that made they've made a giant mistake after they get married. This woman in Montana had that feeling. Of course most people get over that feeling. She went another direction and pushed her husband off a cliff. I guess we all cope in our own ways though.

Horror Headlines: Wednesday July 3rd, 2013

Hideo Nakata, the guy who made "Ringu", has signed on to direct the remake of the Korean film "Haunters". The film is about a man who can control people with his mind and the one guy who seems to be immune to him. It's also about me thinking the titled was "Hunters" at first. That really doesn't make any difference here though. Just a fun fact.

Tomorrow is the 4th of July. Pretty much everyone has checked out at this point. News is slow. "ThanksKilling 3" is coming to DVD in October, just in time for Halloween. By the team you read this I'll probably be drunk.

"Fear Clinic" is a new movie that will star Robert Englund and Danielle Harris if you help fund it. The film will focus on a group of patients undergoing a special treatment that shows them their greatest fears in order to cure them. Funny enough, my greatest fear is a love scene between England and Harris. How much do I have to donate for that not to happen?

Do you want to see fan art for the movie "Carrie"? No me either but Screen Gems has launched a tumblr site where fans can upload and view each others art. Look I said it's a slow day alright.

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Sorry Huntsville Stars fans, that's in Alabama for you folks playing at home, but the team has decided to cancel their gun raffle which was supposed to take place during an upcoming game. I assume the pocket knife giveaway night is still on though.

If you see on the news that your dentist was found in a McDonald's parking lot high out of her mind with a child in the car you might want to think about postponing that cleaning. Then again, this is Tennessee so the chances of you actually having teeth are pretty slim.

Snapshots: Ohay there, Danielle Harris ("Dead.tv")

I'm not all that interested in this movie, called "Dead.tv", but I'd like to shake the hand of the man who got Eric Roberts and Danielle Harris together for this publicity still. I propose their next film is a remake of "Bonnie and Clyde". Just imagine it...

Blu Ray Alert: "Halloween 4" and "Halloween 5"

The Halloween series has always been a favorite of mine. Honestly, I liked everything up until the Paul Rudd one ("Halloween 6"), which is kind of sad because I love me some Paul Rudd. And yes, for those of you that are asking, I even love "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch". But back on point, on August 21, Anchor Bay will be revamping two of my favorite movies from the series, "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers" and "Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers".

Michael Biehn's "The Victim" to be Featured at Horror Fests

Michael Biehn's upcoming grind house film "The Victim" has been selected to play at the Fantasia Film Fest and Frightfest UK. Shot in 12 days, from a script he wrote in 3 weeks, Biehn's "The Victim" follows good time girls Annie and Mary as they find themselves in a life and death situation. Annie’s life is put in jeopardy when she is witness to a violent act at the hands of two Sheriff’s Deputies.  With her pursuers closing in, she stumbles across Kyle, a recluse living in the middle of the woods. "The Victim" stars Michael Biehn, Jennifer Blanc, Ryan Honey and Danielle Harris.

Horror Headlines: Tuesday, April 24th, 2011

if there's one thing no one can deny it's that supermodels can act the hell out of any movie. So the news that Abbey Lee Kershaw, who's 24 and doesn't look a day over 40, has joined the cast of "Mad Max: Fury Road" is just wonderful for all involved. Especially if the role calls for chain smoking and drinking black coffee. Cause ya know I think that's how models stay thin. I don't know, I'm 40 pounds overweight.

Danielle Harris has been confirmed for the cast of Adam Green's "Hatchet III". In related news I've been confirmed to be drinking myself into a stupor and bragging to my 9 month old daughter about how I was popular in High School this coming Friday night.

Everyone's favorite giant haired writer Charlie Kaufman has been tapped to write the big screen adaptation of the young adult novel "Chaos Walking". The book tells the tale of a future world where a strange virus makes all thought audible. I assume the outcome is a lot of men getting slapped and having drinks thrown in their faces. Just my guess.

Doug Bradley, who's loved by all for playing Pinhead and Roxanne McKee, who's loved by me for her hatred of wearing clothes, have both been confirmed for the cast of "Wrong Turn 5". I'm not going to bother going over the film's plot. There's a lot of cars and a lot of wrong turns. It's pretty much a given.

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I've had many a screaming matches in parking lots over people who have stolen my space. I've never resorted to biting someone's face though. Well done San Francisco woman, well done.

If you've been a dick to your wife for a long time and she suddenly offers you a massage it should probably set off a few alarms that she isn't being on the up and up. If she starts to use gasoline instead of oil it should set off some giant horns. And if you haven't figured it out by the time she lights you on fire you're pretty much an idiot.

Trailers: Danielle Harris' "Among Friends"

With recent rumbling's that Danielle Harris' directorial debut "Among Friends" may be starting to see the light of day, I thought we'd take a look at the teaser trailer that was released. The film, which is described as a horror movie, with dark comedy elements, about a dinner party gone wrong. Set against an 80's backdrop, good times take a dark turn when one in the group hijacks the evening in the name of integrity. Through an attempt to help the others come clean about secret betrayals against one another, it’s revealed who's willing to cut through the bone to expose the truth.

Trailer: "Devil's Night" (2011)

Our favorite little scream queen Danielle Harris stars in the Canadian film, "Devil's Night" about a masked killer who stalks a fraternity and their girlfriends. Why would anyone want to bump off a bunch of fraternity brothers one by one you ask? Well, it just so happens that this fraternity was involved in a Halloween prank the year before that resulted in the death of a teen. "Devil's Night" is written and directed by Christopher Harrison and stars Danielle Harris, Steve Byers and Shawn Roberts.

Horror Headlines: Friday August 5th, 2011

Corbin Blue, who you all probably know from "High School Musical" has signed on to a new flick titled "Nurse 3D" along side "30 Rock" star Katrina Bowden. Bowden will play a nurse (shocker I know) who has some murderous tendencies in her free time. Blue will play her love struck boyfriend. I can't believe this is the first time a "High School Musical" tag has been used on the site.

Mother of god it angers me to no end when a red band trailer is released and there's nothing you couldn't show in a normal trailer. Ladies and gentlemen the people behind "Wrong Turn 4" have gotten it right. The newly released trailer for the lost in the snow flick is chock full of blood and boobs. I almost cried tears of joy. Feel free to use that quote for the DVD box.

Billy Zane and Danielle Harris in the same movie? I was so excited when I heard about this I pass out and busted my head open. After a solid 3 hours in the emergency room I returned to my computer to tell you all about "The Ghost of Goodnight Lane". The film is about a film crew who discover a dead body at their studio and quickly realized they're being haunted. Wait this is straight to DVD? How the hell is that possible?

I've never hid that fact that I am moist with excitement about the upcoming spooky mansion flick "Don't be Afraid of the Dark". Seriously, I've gone through 37 pairs of underwear in the past week alone. And the new clip that's just hit the tubes has got me absolutely gushing now. All kinds of creepy with little demon looking things hopping around. Oh man! This has to be the most disgusting post I've ever written.

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Apparently it's illegal to try to build a nuclear reactor in your kitchen in Sweden. News to me, but here's a guy who got arrested for just such a thing. Of course he was documenting the entire thing and posting it online. Even if I thought it was legal I wouldn't go telling people about it just to be safe.

And here's a sad story of discrimination in Idaho. A man is being forced by police to stop flexing his god given right to dress in a bunny costume and sport a tutu while prancing around town striking fear into the heart of its residents. Sad I know. Of he was apparently also hiding behind trees and pointing his finger at kids like a gun. That might have something to do with it.

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