Horror Headlines: Friday August 5th, 2011

Corbin Blue, who you all probably know from "High School Musical" has signed on to a new flick titled "Nurse 3D" along side "30 Rock" star Katrina Bowden. Bowden will play a nurse (shocker I know) who has some murderous tendencies in her free time. Blue will play her love struck boyfriend. I can't believe this is the first time a "High School Musical" tag has been used on the site.

Mother of god it angers me to no end when a red band trailer is released and there's nothing you couldn't show in a normal trailer. Ladies and gentlemen the people behind "Wrong Turn 4" have gotten it right. The newly released trailer for the lost in the snow flick is chock full of blood and boobs. I almost cried tears of joy. Feel free to use that quote for the DVD box.

Billy Zane and Danielle Harris in the same movie? I was so excited when I heard about this I pass out and busted my head open. After a solid 3 hours in the emergency room I returned to my computer to tell you all about "The Ghost of Goodnight Lane". The film is about a film crew who discover a dead body at their studio and quickly realized they're being haunted. Wait this is straight to DVD? How the hell is that possible?

I've never hid that fact that I am moist with excitement about the upcoming spooky mansion flick "Don't be Afraid of the Dark". Seriously, I've gone through 37 pairs of underwear in the past week alone. And the new clip that's just hit the tubes has got me absolutely gushing now. All kinds of creepy with little demon looking things hopping around. Oh man! This has to be the most disgusting post I've ever written.

In Real People News: 

Apparently it's illegal to try to build a nuclear reactor in your kitchen in Sweden. News to me, but here's a guy who got arrested for just such a thing. Of course he was documenting the entire thing and posting it online. Even if I thought it was legal I wouldn't go telling people about it just to be safe.

And here's a sad story of discrimination in Idaho. A man is being forced by police to stop flexing his god given right to dress in a bunny costume and sport a tutu while prancing around town striking fear into the heart of its residents. Sad I know. Of he was apparently also hiding behind trees and pointing his finger at kids like a gun. That might have something to do with it.

Joe

Podcast Co-Host/Writer/Beer Drinker Extraordinaire