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Horror Headlines: Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Neal McDonough, Niecy Nash and Nick Turturro have all been added to the ever growing cast of "Nurse 3D", a new film about a nurse who kills people by night... IN 3D! That's right. Stethoscopes and crap all flying out at your face in crystal clear HD quality. Did your mind just get blown? What if I told you "30 Rock" star Katrina Bowden would also be in 3D? Did your temples just start shooting blood!?

Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter will play high class NYC vampires in a new film titled "Vamps" and today there's some new images from the film for your peepers to peep on. Isn't Alicia Silverstone a freakin vegan? Vegans can't be vampires! They shouldn't even be allowed to vote let alone play cool blood sucking characters in films. This is all Aerosmith's fault.

This weekend I will be forced to see "Apollo 18" for the Bloody Good Horror podcast and I'm not going to lie, I'm miserable about it. One good thing that will come of this though is that the first trailer for "Piranha 3DD" will apparently be showing before the film. So that's about 3 minutes of enjoyment and about an hour and a half of misery. I don't know what kind of percentage or dewey decimal system type equation that works out to but I bet it sucks.

I've yet to see any of these "[REC]" movies but apparently they're just absolutely delightful. Apparently they're also making another one titled "[REC] Genesis" and the word around campus is they've wrapped filming and have gone into post production. So that means today we get our first look at some stills from the flick that takes place during the same time period as the original, only miles away in a different location. Is that good? I have no idea. Someone please tell me what to think. I told you to hate Alicia Silverstone, you owe me this.

In Real People News: 

A little tiny German boy is safe after he had been locked inside a school bus for more than 12 hours on a hot summer day after the bus driver forgot him and parked the bus in the holding lot. Why the hell the little schnitzel eater didn't speak up and say he was still on the bus is unclear but now I will do an interpretation of what it would have sounded like if he did. "Hallo! Mein bus driver? I am stuck on ze bus ya! Mein koff ist soooo hot! Mein lederhosen ist chafing!

And this is why you don't mess with Alaska. A 22 year old woman was out walking her dog this past week when a bear came out and snatched up her little friend. What did she do? She punched the bear and it's freakin face, took the dog and ran off. She punched a bear in it's face! Bears randomly walking out and taking dogs is also the reason you never go to Alaska in the first place.

Snapshot: "Vamps" (2011)

In the above snapshot from the upcoming "Vamps", Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter star as two modern day vampires whose immortality is threatened when love enters the picture. This is coming to us from writer and director Amy Heckerling ("Fast Times at Ridgemont High", "Clueless"), so if her past movies and fun star-studded cast (Sigourney Weaver, Wallace Shawn, Malcom McDowell) are any indicators, this is hopefully going to be a fun little horror comedy.

Horror Headlines: Wednesday March 17th, 2010

The "After Dark" Film festival extends their indie horror reach as they create After Dark Originals, their own film film production arm. Continuing to showcase new talent, the new venture allows them to produce their own movies with new directing and producing talent.

Prepare yourself; Sigourney Weaver is going to bite you. The veteran actress has signed on to play a Queen Vampire in Amy Heckerling's horror comedy, "Vamps"! Weaver will be starring alongside Alicia Silverstone and Kristen Ritter.

Craig Gillespie, director of "Lars and the Real Girl", has been tapped to direct the upcoming "Fright Night" remake proving that there actually is one person out there that still cares about this project!

Liv Ullman will be in "The Ghost Brothers of Darkland County", a musical collaboration between John Mellencamp and Stephen King. Read that again; 'a musical collaboration between John Mellencamp and Stephen King'!

In Real People News: 

Most men have at least thought about using their junk as a weapon at one point in their lives, but not that many can say they've attacked a female police officer with their testicles. Lithuanian "Cops" must be the greatest show ever.

Are you dying to get your hands on a piece of pop culture history? Prepare yourself, because the syringe that delivered the fatal dose to Michael Jackson is about to go up for auction! The bidding is expected to start at $5 Million dollars, plus 1 soul.

On this day in history: 

965 - Pope Leo VIII dies of a stroke during sexual intercourse. Perhaps the best way for a man to die, but not a very appropriate choice for the Bishop of Rome.

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