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Horror Headlines: Friday April 12th, 2013

Submitted by Eric on Friday, Apr 12th 2013

Hey guys, your Editor-in-Chief here filling in for Joe on the news. This desk smells...

This Bluray artwork for John Carpenter's "The Fog" is delightful. Hal Holbrook's 'stache is simply breathtaking.

Michael Cane has joined the cast of Brad Anderson's ("Session 9") next film, "Eliza Graves". The story is loosely based on Edgar Allan Poe's early short story "The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether". I assume Cane will play one of those two guys, right? Or maybe a butler. Is there a butler?

Glen Mazzara, a one-time show runner on "The Walking Dead", is developing a prequel to "The Shining" over at Warner Bro's. This is actually… a good idea. I know, I'm as surprised as you are.

"Highrise" is described as "Misery" in a Manhattan Skyscraper". I assume it's about Schnaars and a mentally unbalanced BGH fan. If Hollywood needs any advice, I have many casting suggestions.

I have no idea what "R.I.P.D." is about, but if the still above is in any way indicative of the film. Sign me up.

In Real People News:

Are you freakout out about the first major Cicada breakout in the Northeast in 17 years? Have no fear, turns out they're delicious. You're welcome.

This Orthodox Jewish man wore a plastic bag over his whole body on a flight to protect himself from the dirty, dirty women flying with him. Religion is hilarious you guys.

Ever wonder why monkey's butt's are so colorful?. Well, there you go. Science is the best.

The Holy Mountain (La Montana Sagrada) (REVIEW)

Submitted by Brett on Monday, Nov 26th 2012

I’ve been reading some of the reviews from people who have been to screenings of Rob Zombie’s latest film and they all point to Alejandro Jodorowsky as a huge influence. I’ve been really psyched about this movie, and since God only knows when we’ll get to see a wide release of “The Lords of Salem,” I figured the next best thing would be to watch something by Jodorowsky instead.

Indie Trailers: "Heretic" is a drinker

Submitted by Eric on Sunday, Apr 22nd 2012

One time I had to go on a religious retreat in high school, and listen to a Priest give a talk about how he's an alcoholic who used to steal wine from communion... then he started talking about masturbation and how it's wrong. I don't remember what the point is but "Heretic" is a movie with a priest who may or may not have done some bad stuff... much like the priest from my story. There it is.