Yellowbrickroad

YellowBrickRoad (REVIEW)

Submitted by Tor on Friday, Jan 20th 2012

Yellowbrickroad

I have grown weary of giving out 5’s as a rating. That is because a 5 is a movie that has neither the artistry nor the bungling joy that are requisite in order to provide the viewer with an hour and a half of solid escape. As a reviewer 5’s are the worst kind of film because they represent both a failure to succeed and a failure to fail. Writing about films in this score range is a bit like trying to crank out a detailed essay on the flavor profiles of poi.

Horror Headlines: Monday May 9th, 2011

Submitted by Joe on Monday, May 9th 2011

"Masks" is a heart warming little tale about an aspiring young actress who travels to Germany to be taught in a school that was once led by an insane instructor who killed himself after his techniques were banned. From what I can tell those techniques includes forcing people to scream after each other and then have an orgy while covered in blood. For your viewing pleasure a few images and a new trailer has hit the tubes and surprise surprise, it's bat shit insane.

"Yellowbrickroad" has absolutely nothing to do with "The Wizard of Oz" and most of all has no regard for spaces in between words. It does though sound pretty cool and the new trailer that's up looks pretty trippy. The movie focuses on a research group that uncovers a mysterious trail that an entire town went down and disappeared over 70 years ago. I hope there's munchkins at least. Those little fellas are adorable.

To say the last season of "Dexter" was kind of a bummer is putting it mildly but according to the new teaser for Season 6 all hell is going to break loose. The only reason I believe it is because they do a recap of previous seasons in the clip and don't even mention the storyline of season 5. It's like Julia Stiles never existed! It's like I haven't watched "Save the Last Dance" and cried like a baby every Christmas Eve for the last 10 years.

Lastly, tune in to tonight's "Attack of the Show" on G4 to see the brand spanking new trailer for "Final Destination 5". Or don't actually. I'm not going to lose any sleep either way. I can't keep tabs on all you sickos.

In Real People News:

Spectators at an Australian horse racing track were injured last week after one of the horses went buck wild and leaped into the audience. I know it's awful isn't it. What makes it even worse is that I can't find a video of it happening anywhere.

Lastly some sad news. Dana Wynter, who played Becky Driscoll in the original 1956 version of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" passed away last Thursday at the age of 79. She also guested on "Hart to Hart" and "Magnum, P.I." so there's a 75% chance I had a boyhood crush on her.

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