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Horror Headlines: Monday May 9th, 2011

"Masks" is a heart warming little tale about an aspiring young actress who travels to Germany to be taught in a school that was once led by an insane instructor who killed himself after his techniques were banned. From what I can tell those techniques includes forcing people to scream after each other and then have an orgy while covered in blood. For your viewing pleasure a few images and a new trailer has hit the tubes and surprise surprise, it's bat shit insane.

"Yellowbrickroad" has absolutely nothing to do with "The Wizard of Oz" and most of all has no regard for spaces in between words. It does though sound pretty cool and the new trailer that's up looks pretty trippy. The movie focuses on a research group that uncovers a mysterious trail that an entire town went down and disappeared over 70 years ago. I hope there's munchkins at least. Those little fellas are adorable.

To say the last season of "Dexter" was kind of a bummer is putting it mildly but according to the new teaser for Season 6 all hell is going to break loose. The only reason I believe it is because they do a recap of previous seasons in the clip and don't even mention the storyline of season 5. It's like Julia Stiles never existed! It's like I haven't watched "Save the Last Dance" and cried like a baby every Christmas Eve for the last 10 years.

Lastly, tune in to tonight's "Attack of the Show" on G4 to see the brand spanking new trailer for "Final Destination 5". Or don't actually. I'm not going to lose any sleep either way. I can't keep tabs on all you sickos.

In Real People News: 

Spectators at an Australian horse racing track were injured last week after one of the horses went buck wild and leaped into the audience. I know it's awful isn't it. What makes it even worse is that I can't find a video of it happening anywhere.

Lastly some sad news. Dana Wynter, who played Becky Driscoll in the original 1956 version of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" passed away last Thursday at the age of 79. She also guested on "Hart to Hart" and "Magnum, P.I." so there's a 75% chance I had a boyhood crush on her.

Joe Lynch's Post Halloween Movie Picks

Halloween has come and gone once again my friends. The candy corn is in the discount bin, you can find eggs in the supermarket now and here in NYC the costume shops are all selling porn again. It's a sad time for everyone really.

Luckily Joe Lynch has jumped in to to help with another installment of his "Body Count" series from G4's "Attack of the Show". He's got three movie picks to help you get over your post Halloween blues. So stop crying you big baby.

Joe Lynch's "Body Count" Returns To G4

With Monsters HD and FearNET going into the crapper recently us horror geeks are left with little options when looking for a horror fix on television. Luckily the good people over at G4 have picked up the slack and let “Wrong Turn 2: Dead End” director Joe Lynch pop into their news program “Attack Of The Show”. They recently posted his second installment of “Body Count” where he takes a look at the films “Martyrs“, “Deep Red” and “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”.

Joe Lynch's "Body Count" on G4TV

Here's "Wrong Turn 2" director Joe Lynch on his new segment on the G4TV show "Attack of the Show". It's called "Body Count", and is all about horror movies. This particular entry is about 5 films out now or about to come out that you should be sure to catch. We definitely want to take the time to congratulate Joe, a huge horror fan and great guy to boot. Check it!

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