Remakes

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They're here!  Now let's take a walk down the spooky spirit hallway. 

Have you guys heard of this Godzilla person? Me neither.

Who could kill a child? Turns out most of us, pretty easily in fact.

This one comes to you literally from our Mom's basement...

Why? Just... why...

So... short people are creepy, amiright?

Did you guys hear they remade The Evil Dead?