Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Horror Headlines: Friday January 11th, 2013

Word around campus is that the uncomfortably attractive Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the front runner to battle the big lizard in the upcoming "Godzilla" reboot. No decision will be made until the final script is complete but if come on. Have you seen him? Mother of god he's got the yes of a angel. I've said too much haven't I.

Ellen Page, the annoying gal from "Juno", has signed on to play the lead in the big screen adaptation of "Into the Forest". Based on Jean Hegland's novel the film focuses on two sisters trying to survive as the world is falling apart. Come on you remember her. "Oh my blog". I know, makes you want to punch a baby seal doesn't it.

Wanna know something? There's a "A Nightmare on Elm Street" Blu-Ray collection coming out. It's going to be the first time that 4 through 7 have been available on Blu-Ray. They're going to be chock full of all kinds of interviews and extras. In related news I will not be purchasing any of them.

For no other reason than to be a prick and keep people talking about it "Zombieland" director Ruben Fleischer has not ruled out the possibility of a sequel. Sure he says there's no script for it, there's no cast for it and no there aren't even plans for it. Hell it doesn't even sound like he wants to do it. But ya know never say never or some other bullshit. Prick.

In Real People News: 

An Arizona woman was taken into custody after she called the cops and threatened to kill her husband because he wouldn't put out. Thank god you can't go to jail for not putting out. Cause there's a ton of woman I could have sent to the chair in college. Get it? No one loved me.

A 51 year old woman did what any normal person would do when returning home to find their lover in bed with someone else. She went into the kitchen and dropped a number two on the floor. Wait no. That's completely insane. Forget everything I said.

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