There exist certain openings in the pantheon of films that become timeless. They are lasting images that simultaneously tell you everything you need to know about the film you’re about to watch and become iconic images that transcend the film they’re in. Two enormous spaceships rocketing overhead locked in the heat of battle. A rugged archeologist grabbing a golden idol and outrunning a booby-trapped boulder. A baboon holding up a baby lion on a rock. “I was born a poor black child”. “They’re coming to get you Barbra”.

It's just not a holiday without an associated movie from my Cinema of Crap Collection! And in the true spirit of Thanksgiving, it revolves around a pissed off Indian, a curse, & a vulgar, homicidal turkey. Move over, "The Little Mermaid" - this is something the whole family can enjoy!