Michelle Bauer

Horror Headlines: Friday, June 29th, 2012

If you're too young to remember when "Embrace of the Vampire" came out then I'm sorry for you. The 1995 flick where Alyssa Milano pretty much just got busy with anyone who came on screen was pretty much the deviant's "Titanic" when I was younger. But good news for the youth of today. A remake of the film is in the works and filming has officially begun with Sharon Hinnendael in the staring role. 99% sure Milano will not be making a surprise cameo in the film.

Oh Halle Berry, where did we go wrong? Not "we" like Halle Berry and I were ever an item. Not that I can confirm at least. I say no comment on the subject. You can draw your own conclusions. But I mean where did we go wrong that you won an Oscar just over ten years ago and now you're starring in "The Hive" which just landed the WWE as its co-financier and co-producer. What's next, Halle? Cinamax porn!? Actually that would be pretty cool.

"Screaming in High Heels" is a new documentary that tells the tale of 2 of the biggest B-movie scream queens of the 80's. Originally edited for TV the full on unrated version of the film will finally see the DVD treatment on August 28th of this year. It'll be a nice walk down memory lane for me to hear Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer talk about the films that made me the man I am today. I should probably hate them shouldn't I.

Craig Bierko has been confirmed for the cast of "Scary Movie 5". I think we'll all sleep a little better tonight.

In Real People News: 

If there's one thing that can stop a fight from escalating it's having to take a BM. Luckily for this man in Florida his neighbor had to make a run to the mensroom just before he decided to kick his ass. Pun intended. I think that's a pun. I don't know anymore.

There's nothing like the first time you catch a naked woman kissing your 15 year old son inside a tanning booth. I assume at least. I can't imagine that actually happens too often.

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