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You know what the world needs? More games where you throw a tire iron at a bunch of hot girls who are hiding in the shower. Luckily the “Sorority Row” website has stepped up to the plate to fill the void in all our lives. Sure the controls are a little awkward but that’s part of the game's charm. I spent a solid hour playing the game before I could kill all five of the beauties.

Let's face it, Friday is the longest day of the week. Whether you work, go to school, or leave an ass print on the couch all day, the last day before the weekend can feel twice is long. That is why I've decided to make every Friday the day of fun, by giving you an online plaything to occupy (read: waste away) your day! If this sounds like something you want me to keep up, give me a nod in the comments.

Crush The Castle

A work friend sent me this the other day, and let's just say that my productivity (in general) took a serious downward spiral. In

Let's face it, Friday is the longest day of the week. Whether you work, go to school, or leave an ass print on the couch all day, the last day before the weekend can feel twice is long. That is why, starting last week, I've decided to make every Friday the day of fun, by giving you an online plaything to occupy (read: waste away) your day! If this sounds like something you want me to keep up, give me a nod in the comments.

My Brute

First person shooter games are a dime a dozen these days, but they're all chock full of things like "strategy" and "objectives." If you've ever wanted to strip a FPS down to its core, The Onion has officially answered your prayers with "Close Range."

(editor's note: The embed is wonky but the video works as promised. Just click on it to play it)