Stryper news...no, seriously

Sometimes you have a slow day, and you just can't conjure up any material for the ole' blog. Then, there are days like this....as reported on Blabbermouth:

Guitarist Oz Fox of reactivated Christian hard rockers STRYPER will marry Annie Lobért, a 41-year-old former call girl who founded the international Christian ministry Hookers for Jesus, on June 5 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Lobért [pictured above] worked for 11 years as a prostitute and escort in Las Vegas, which included catering to celebrities and professional athletes.

Lobért gives lectures in both secular and religious communities on the effects of the adult entertainment industry...She is the author of "Hooker for Jesus", a soon-to-be-released autobiography targeting both secular and religious audiences.

I honestly don't have words for this. Every time I think I have a pithy phrase to use, my mouth opens but nothing comes out. I can't even begin to think of the part of this story I like the most, or the part I like the least.

Oh, and by the way, they're webcasting the wedding.

I think, for the first time in my metal-life, I am speechless...

D.M

Music Editor

D.M is the Music Editor for Bloodygoodhorror.com. He tries to avoid bands with bodily functions in the name and generally has a keen grasp of what he thinks sounds good and what doesn't. He also really enjoys reading, at least in part, and perhaps not surprisingly, because it's quiet. He's on a mission to convince his wife they need a badger as a household pet. It's not going well.

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