Santo & Captain America Vs. Spiderman
Nothing quite sets a nerd's heart aflutter like the premise of their favorite characters meeting up in situations that they shouldn't. Most of the time, these fantasies manifest themselves in a fan-comic like "Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash," but occasionally, you'll find a foreign film that manages to satisfy a fantasy that you never even knew that you had. Thanks, Turkey!
Thankfully, some endeavoring individual has compiled some clips, one of which includes Spiderman killing someone via face-eating rodent forced through a tube:
I think that the world could use a bit more lawless bootleg spirit. Who knows, if The Hunt for Gollum can exist, maybe we're not so far off from "3 Dev Adam 2"! You'll recognize me as the first and only person in line at the theater.