Horror Headlines: Tuesday January 19th, 2010
Coming straight from The King's mouth, Bruce Campbell has let his spies know that his next feature will be "Bruce Vs. Frankenstein", a sequel to his feature "My Name is Bruce".
"Saw VI" helmer Kevin Gruetert has been signed to direct "Paranormal Activity 2". Oddly enough, "Paranormal Activity" is the film that unseated Gruetert's "Saw VI" as the King of Halloween this year... and the two franchisees are slated to be in direct competition again this year.
Remember your mall hair days when Tiffany was cool? Despite the fact that you're trying to forget the 80's, the pop singer is slated to star in "Megapiranha" which is certain to jump start her comeback.
Director Joe Johnston lets slip some tiny details about his upcoming "The Wolfman" remake; mainly that the scary howls you'll be hearing emanate from Benico Del Toro are in fact voiced by rockers Gene Simmons and David Lee Roth.
A drunk man becomes extremely horny late in the evening, so he decides to fondle his buddy that was passed out next to him. When his buddy failed to respond, the drunk became so furious he twisted off his friends scrotum and threw his testicles out the window.
Don't like your wife's tacos? You might want to keep that opinion to yourself. A Greenfield, California woman stabbed her husband to death after arguing about the quality of her Mexican food.
1991 - Wendy O. Williams, of the Plasmatics, arrested for masturbating herself onstage with a sledgehammer.