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The Absent (REVIEW)

You can tell a lot about a film by the way its packaged. When sending along a film for review, some companies will take the "less is more" approach, by sending along just the DVD in a generic case and maybe a press release to go with it, letting the viewer do the work. Other companies will give you absolutely every piece of information they can on their film, hoping that something sticks out as worthwhile.

Trailer: "The Absent" Has Nudity, Confirmed!

I'm not 100% sure what "The Absent" is about but I know one thing, there will be nudity. I think it's a slasher flick but most of all I know at least one person gets down to her birthday suit. They made it perfectly clear by using the tiny black bar that blocks out the good bits. That is of course unless they actually use the black bar in the movie. God I hope they don't. What a terrible let down that would be.

They also promise music by Blind Melon but don't play any in the trailer. So maybe that's a lie too. I won't be nearly as disappointed about that.

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