oh japan

Word association time! Quick, what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the words ‘psycho’ and ‘shark’? Is it a psychotic, possibly rabid shark terrorizing tourists on a beach? Maybe a psychic shark that can somehow communicate via telepathy and lure victims to the beach and to their demise? Or maybe some kind of crazy half-man, half-shark hybrid that’s killing a bunch of coeds? Personally, I was expecting some sort of giant shark movie, but maybe that’s because I saw the DVD cover with a giant shark about to swallow a woman on a raft whole.

Sometimes a film comes along and makes you sit up and take notice. A film that redefines the way we watch movies. A movie so brilliant and beautiful that you get a little misty just thinking about it. After watching the trailer for "Big Tits Zombie 3D" I'm going to officially remove Japan from ever being eligible to make such a film. I know it's wrong to disqualify an entire country based on one movie, but take a look at the trailer below and try to tell me I'm wrong.