Alan Dickinson

My neighbors can be a pain in the ass. "Erin, don't you think January is too early for Halloween decorations?" "Erin, do you really have to build a trebuchet in the middle of the cul-de-sac" or "Erin, just because you drank a bottle of tequila does not mean your friends have to re-enact Night of the Living Dead in the yard at 2am." They are SO LAME.