Behold, Your Zombie Jesus
In the face of the on-rushing zombie hoards of World War Z, one man proved that he was chosen. Touched by the grace of the Father, this ruggedly handsome hero kept his wits about him, and used an 8th grade understanding of biology to turn back the zombie threat and win World War Z for all of humanity.
That man, podcast listeners will know, is none other than Brad Pitt, Zombie Jesus. Lovingly depicted here by friend of BGH Matthew Stoner, Zombie Jesus stands for all that is noble and righteous in a world besotted with zombies. Look upon him and know serenity.
And remember: He is risen!