Video: Kids are the Tools of Satan... FACT

West African nutjob Helen Ukpabio has it all figured out my friends. If a child under the age of two screams in the night then that child is obviously under the control of Satan. That's simple science folks, you can look it up. Well with so many people out there not knowing this obvious fact she takes to the intertubes with a series of films showing the effects of these little hell-born bastards. What you see below is a 9 minute video that lays it all out for you. There's all kinds of zombies, demons and at one point something that looks like cart food. So I guess it isn't all bad. Kids = Evil.

Thanks to Filmdrunk for bringing this clip to the masses.


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