Trailer: "Zombie Ass – Toilet of the Dead"

Hello there, fiends of the interwebs! Your Connoisseur of Crap has found you another gem - no, not just another gem, THE Gem of Crap. It's so good, it just may get me fired for even submitting it.

I think each of us has that ONE snotty friend who's knowledge and appreciation of foreign films allows him or her to look down in contempt at you and your lack of diversity. Well, this gem is associated with keywords such as 'Toilet humor' 'Feces Face' & 'Excrement Throwing" - now it's YOUR turn to have the sophisticated upper hand, and flush that high & mighty attitude of theirs right down the toilet!

This crap-tastic tale is being told by none other than Noboru Iguchi, creator of THE MACHINE GIRL, ROBO-GEISHA and KARATE-ROBO ZABORGAR. If you're familiar with those tales, you MIGHT understand what you're in for here. But rather than bombard you with one poop pun after another, I'll simply post the synopsis of the film that I scraped from Austin's Fantastic Fest in 2011.

Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister Ai, who was tormented by high school bullies, pretty young karate student Megu accompanies a group of older friends on a camping trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, big-boobed model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish they catch – and wolfs it down alive, in the hope that it’ll help keep her skinny! Soon after, and not so unexpectedly in situations like this, zombies show up and begin to complicate things further. After they’re attached by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, the group seeks refuge at the home of strange Dr. Tanaka and his daughter Sachi. But unbeknownst to them, Tanaka has been conducting experiments on the parasites—and the zombies!—and has another fate in mind for the five strangers from the city. What’s the connection between the parasites and the zombies? And can Megu’s karate alone help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of farts to save the day?

Clears things right up, doesn't it? Yeah, I won't lie - I don't have a clue what's going on either, but I am re-established in my belief that the Japanese can create some of the weirdest shit known to man. Pun intended.

If you found that a bit rough to swallow, perhaps the trailer will allow things to pass much more comfortably?

That Ghoul Eva


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