If you’re going to make a movie about a severed penis that goes around killing the cast and crew of a porn film there is pretty much only one person you can have as your leading man. Louis Fowler. Wait no, Ron Jeremy.
“One-Eyed Monster” stars Jeremy as a porn star, what else, who travels into the mountains of Northern California to shoot an adult movie. When a hostile alien attacks Ron and removes his most valuable asset the rest of the crew is left to do battle with 9 inches of unholy alien furry. Veteran porn actress Veronica Hart joins Amber Benson of Buffy fame and Charles Napier for the man-meat fun. The rest of the cast is mainly made up of CSI extras, so the film has that going for it. It's being described as an “homage to ‘Alien’, ‘The Thing’, and porn”. I wonder if Kurt Russell got misty when he read that.
I have to say the movie looks pretty funny to me and I hope to catch when it comes out. Take a look at the trailer and let us know what you guys think. “One-Eyed Monster” currently has a US DVD release date of April 28th. Mark your calendars.
Just a note, while there is no nudity in the trailer they do refer to Ron’s penis abut 47 times so it might not be safe for work.