Onion Believes in our Warped Children

The other day I posted a blog about a study that linked violent video games to apathetic reactions to intense physical situations. Well, The Onion News Network must have been listening, because they have countered with the bold assertion that our overstimulated youth will be MORE prepared to deal with the most intense situation of all: The inevitable apocalypse.

The Onion's humor has always been firmly rooted in reality, and this gem is no different. That, and if the future turns out anything like Ender's Game, this parody video may actually become prophecy. Wouldn't that be some shit?!

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? via The Onion

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Mark is the Co-Owner/Web Developer/Podcast Co-Host/Beard Wizard of Bloody Good Horror. When he's not casting spells in Magic or Hearthstone, he's watching wrestling and sampling Chicago's many beers and meats.

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