Horror Headlines: Wednesday December 10th, 2008

Here is a take on "Scream 4" from one of the guys who wrote a script that apparently is actually being considered by producers. Man, I would rather see 12 direct to video sequels to Rob Zombie's "Halloween" directed by... Rob Zombie, than see another "Scream" movie. This is Dimension we're talking about though, so I shouldn't give them any ideas.

Full trailer for "Terminator Salvation" starring Christian Bale and directed by McG. Is it just me, or does Bale give anything he's in now an undeserved sense of legitimacy?

5 more hi-res stills from "Friday the 13th", which gets released this February nationwide. I'm going to take this opportunity to ask why every kid aged 8-18 these days has a douchey David Cassidy haircut. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go yell at some teenagers to "get off my lawn".

The release date for the "Wolfman" remake has been been pushed back AGAIN, from April 3rd 2009 to November 6th, 2009. The reason stated is ample time for "post production". I think in this case, considering all the flip flopping going on, we can translate that as "time to fix what we fucked up". How you mess up Benizio Del Toro as Wolfman is beyond me. Just have him grow a beard and let him run around eating small animals. Shit, that's what he does in his spare time anyways, it shouldn't be that hard.

In Real People News: 

Boy gets caught inside one of those mechanical arm vending machines filled with toys, and he lives in DARWIN, Australia. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so I would like to thank this story for writing itself.

AIDS patient jumps to his death, crashes on Honda Civic, lives to tell the tale. Owner of AIDS covered Civic? He just backed away slowly.

If you're going to steal someone's laptop, better make sure to put a piece of tape over the built in webcam first. Or better yet don't, it makes for for one hell of a real news story. (awesome "robbery in progress" picture at the link).

On this day in history: 

1993: Adolf Hitler is baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in a ceremony performed inside their London temple. Mormons use this strange retroactive baptismal ritual to ensure ancestors or other relatives may join them in heaven.

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