Horror Headlines: Wednesday October 6th, 2010

There's a new trailer for "Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night", the international sequel to the 2007 hit. The film revolves around an exchange student who accidentally brings back a demon to her house in Tokyo. Like bed bugs that will make you murder people.

Idris Elba, who I only remember as being the dick boss on "The Office" apparently would like a chance to play Blade in a franchise reboot. I wish I was rich so I could just say I'd like to do things and then they'd happen. I'd like a chance to live in a house made out of gum drops and strippers. Make it happen, Hollywood, I'm on a podcast!

Charlize Theron is reported to be on board to play a one armed women in the upcoming reboot "Mad Max: Fury Road". This is both hot and gross at the same time. But it would be a lot grosser if it was called "Furry Road", because those animal 'effers are a bunch of sickos.

In Real People News: 

Who hasn't this happened to? You go out for some drinks, you have way to much and then you wake up in the morning with a bag of pot and cocaine shoved up your ass. Apparently you can now go to jail for that. Thanks for nothing, Uncle Sam!

On this day in history: 

1945 – Baseball: Billy Sianis and his pet billy goat are ejected from Wrigley Field during Game 4 of the 1945 World Series

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