Horror Headlines 5/27/08

The synopsis for "Cell 2" sounds really awesome, except it doesn't and none of the principals from the original film are returning. Also, it's going direct to video. I promise it's the last you'll hear about it from us.

Apparently taking their cues from the marketing behind "Funny Games", "The Strangers" makes stalking even easier by allowing you to send semi-threatening videos to your friends, or just that hot chick you work with. Either way, probably not a good idea.

Official site for the Platinum Studios feature film adaptation of the "Witchblade" comic book series from the 90's. The series dealt with a chosen female who gets to wear a "jewel encrusted gauntlet" that gives her powers, and stuff. It's already been adapted as a TV series in the early 2000's that lasted two seasons on TNT before being canceled.

Well, Rob Zombie claims there will be huge news about his animated feature "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto" on his Myspace today. As of now there's nothing yet, so you'll have to keep checking back at the link.

Finally today, Showtime's original series "Dexter" has been renewed for a third season. The show, concerning a serial killer turned criminal investigator, has been a huge hit for the cable network and even served as strike filler on CBS this past fall.

In Real People News: 

At first look, the story of the New Zealand man who tried to trade weed for snacks at a gas station sounds pretty rational to me. I mean, have you seen some of the people who work at gas stations? It seems like it should have been a sure thing, except for that one minor detail... that a police officer was standing directly behind him. There's always something, isn't there.

Los Angeles legislators consider 25% tax on porn, to which the public responded, "lol, who pays for porn?".

For all those people wanting Universal healthcare here in the states, consider this Canadian case, of a Schizophrenic AXE MURDERER who has disappeared after being let out on a day pass. With judgment like that, these guys are in serious danger of losing their vaunted status as "America's Hat."

On this day in history: 

1994: Michael Jackson weds Lisa Marie Presley in the Dominican Republic. The couple keeps their marriage secret for six weeks, then files for divorce 18 months after that.

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