Horror Headlines 4/29/08
If you liked the original "Abominable", about a giant Sasquatch, well you're in luck, because they're making a sequel! I'm guessing Louis is jumping for joy right now.
New "X-Files 2" Stills. I think I'm going to refuse to call it by it's real name, "X-Files: I Want To Believe" from now on. Why? Because I can, that's why.
Old man confesses to to holding his daughter captive for 25 years and fathering 7 of her children. No joke here really, that's just creepy.
A 300 lb inmate in Arkansas has lost 100 lbs since being put in prison, and now he's suing the state because he says he's not being adequately fed. Sorry folks, as soon as I read that I blacked out from anger and hit my head on the floor. What was I saying again?
7 year old Florida boy goes on a joy ride in his grandmother's SUV causing a whole mess of damage, and it happened in my town. And so ends today's edition of "I live in the most retarded place in America".
The Dutch Parliment is trying to ban the sale of Magic Mushrooms, unknowingly getting rid of the one reason why people would want to visit there in the first place.
1945: With Allied forces closing in on Berlin, Adolf Hitler marries Eva Braun in their fortified bunker. They kill themselves the following day.