Netflix Streaming Friday - Week of February 18th, 2011
There's nothing I love more than a shitty horror sequel that takes place in Outer Space. While everyone out there claims that "Leprechaun in the Hood" was the best "Leprechaun" movie, all the cool kids know that "Leprechaun 4: In Space" was really the best one. Disagree with me? Well, then you're not a cool kid. Deal with it.
Along those lines, my absolute favorite "Friday the 13th" film is easily "Jason X". Does it suck? Oh absolutely. But is it entertaining? Well, let me just list out some of the crazy shit that happens in this movie:
*Someone gets their head shattered after being frozen with liquid nitrogen
*Jason impales a man by spinning him on a giant screw
*Jason turns into a giant, Super-Shredder-esque mutation of himself
*There is a kung-fu fight between Jason and an android
*That android may or may not have uzi hands
*The line "we love pre-marital sex" is actually in this movie.
Yeah. It's pretty awesome. Watch it. You won't regret it.