Don't Be Alarmed, the CHUDs Aren't Here... Yet.

I don't want to upset anyone here on a Monday morning, but what you see here may be the first documentation of the massive NYC-ConEd cover-up of the cannabalistic humanoid underground dwellers' escape from the sewers.

I was only able to sneak two pics before "the man" shewed me away, but clearly something is afoot outside my office building. I might start blasting 80's synthesizer jams, just to make sure everyone else knows what's up.

UPDATE: They're saying it was a "water main break" on 5th Ave. Likely caused by CHUDs.

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