My hatred for the band Lordi is equaled only by my confusion as to why anyone would like them. A band that dresses up in giant monster costumes and claims to have never heard of GWAR should be punched in the face, a lot. So when I saw the video below I nearly wet myself with giddy childlike delight. Mostly because I've never fulfilled my childhood dreams and it makes me feel better about myself to see other people fail. And fail hard they do.