Cannibal Eats Brother for 6 Months
It's one thing to kill your brother, it's another thing to eat his body to try and cover up your crime, and yet another to make the whole ordeal last for 6 months. Does human even stay good for that long?
The brothers, identified only as 28-year-old Timur and 23-year-old Marat admitted killing their older brother Rafis and then eating him, in the central Russian city of Perm.
The 28-year-old said he blamed his brother Rafis for his last spell in jail, after he reported him to police for the murder. Timur also said youngest brother Marat had sided with him in the fight.
Wow, Russia sounds like a really swell place to live, doesn't it? And I'm not saying this story has given me any ideas, I'm just saying that Mark better keep his mouth shut.
I'll leave you with this wonderful, matter of fact, amazingly "Yakov Smirnoff-esque" quote: