Let this be a lesson to everyone, never ever accept a foreign exchange student from the Third Reich. Granted it’s been over seventy years since their fall so you probably don’t have anything to worry about but if you happen to get a letter in the mail looking to rent out your spare bedroom, just ignore it. You’ll thank me later.

The gang from the film “Blood Creek” would have thanked me too if they had thought ahead and asked me. But they didn’t and now there’s a weird Nazi supernatural burn victim out to get them. Hope you’re happy.