Horror Headlines: Friday, November 14th, 2008
Have you noticed there's been a lot of ice/frozen themed horror films lately? Hmmm, I wonder why that is. Well, the latest is that Adam Green's next film will be called "Frozen", about a couple stranded on a chairlift at a ski resort. Um... creepy?
Jason Mewes to play a paramedic in "Bitten", a vampire film.
Marc Forster, director of the latest James Bond flick "Quantum of Solace", has been tapped to direct an adaptation of Max Brooks' "World War Z", a novel about a zombie apocalypose. I haven't read the book, but everyone who does seems to have been pretty stoked about the project, so we'll be keeping our eyes on this one.
I understand what this is supposed to mean, but do you think the President knew he was throwing up what amounts to a gang sign? I'm guessing that's not something you learn at Yale.
I think we should all take a cue from this Australian resort when it comes to succeeding in these tough times... start hosting orgies. I mean, who doesn't love a good one of those?
Apparently Joe the Plumber was bored, so he made his own shitty website. And to my surprise, it can not be found at www.insufferable-douchebag.com.
1993: Michael Jackson checks into a drug rehabilitation program in order to treat his addiction to painkillers, taken in response to media allegations that he is a homosexual pedophile. According to his publicist, Jackson was "barely able to function adequately on an intellectual level."