Horror Headlines: Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Haha, I know I haven't been reporting on this film but this was too good to pass up. A group of lonely women and delusional teenagers started a riot yesterday at a Twilight signing event, that was to be attended by the emo-looking vampire dude from the film. There are so many jokes to be made here, but I think I'm just going to let that one stew for a while.

Trailer for "The Lodger", starring Alfred Molina (LINK FIXED). It doesn't look particularly like anything other than the typical serial killer flick, but the other news is that the release date will be December 31st, which is awfully close.

"Bikini Girls on Ice" is my favorite title of the week so far. You can check out the trailer at the link. Digging deeper into the synopsis I discovered that this film has three of my favorite things... female soccer players, a bikini car-wash, and homicidal killers. It's like someone bored into my brain and let all my secrets spill out. Ah well, I'm not complaining.

The Wayans Brother's adaptation of "The Munsters" is almost ready to roll... meaning that we should be right on schedule for the apocalypse any day now.

In Real People News: 

An errant nuke from the late 60's is still unaccounted for in Greenland. I'll give you 3 guesses as to who is responsible. Stumped? Um ya, it was us.

University of Florida students create 40 person beer bong. Since it's a safe bet that anyone who graduates from a Florida college isn't really going anywhere in life, you might as well start drowning your sorrows now.

Only 1 in 12,500,000 spam emails that are sent out result in any sort of sale for the company responsible. And if you're that one person, congratulations... your mother obviously dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

On this day in history: 

1933: Hugh Gray of the British Aluminium Company took five pictures of the Loch Ness Monster, the first known photos. Four the the five exposures were blank, and the remaining photo was later proven to be a hoax.

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