Horror Headlines 10/13/08
Here are the winners from the Sitges Film Festival, and it appears that Jennifer Lynch (David's daughter) took home the prize for best feature. Check the rest of the winners at the link.
If I were Bruce Campbell, I think I would answer "Evil Dead 4" questions with a hearty "suck my balls". I mean come on folks, if it's going to happen, you'll be the first to know. All these years later though, Bruce still fields the annoying inquiries, even if he does it in a bit of a surly manner. At least his answers are always entertaining to read.
Send a message to your friends from Jigsaw... or you know, your mother, because that would probably be funnier. Either way, "Saw V" opens October 24th.
Clip from "Dead Space: Downfall", the prequel movie to EA Games "Dead Space". The prequel film will be released on DVD October 26th, and they warn that the clip at the link is "NSFW" based on some cursing.
The entire "Repo: A Genetic Opera" soundtrack will stream live today from 10am to 10pm. They're calling it a "listening party", and if you stop by to check it out, drop us a line in the comments and let us know how it worked out for you.
Man claims he's too fat for authorities to find a suitable vein for his lethal injection. That sound you hear is death row inmates everywhere stuffing themselves with any form of food they can find.
In case you were curious... hookers in Manhattan are not feeling the effects of the sub-prime crisis. No shit Sherlock, you don't become the world's oldest profession by not being able to survive economic downturns.
Why cut your husband's penis off for cheating when you can just pour boiling hot water all over it? YEESH.
AD 54: Roman Emperor Claudius I consumes a favorite mushroom dish prepared by his fourth wife, Agrippina. What he does not know is that the meal is laced with the toxin of the Amanita phalloides mushroom. Feeling ill the next morning, Claudius summons his personal physician. Unfortunately, the doctor happens to be a co-conspirator in the scheme, administering a colocynth enema which kills Claudius instantly.