Horror Headlines 7/10/08
The 5th trailer for "The Dark Knight"? Okay, this is getting out of hand people. There won't be any movie left to see in the theater!
Darren Aronofsky's name is being thrown around as a possible candidate to direct the "Robocop" remake, which is apparently being slated for some time in 2010. No word on if this means Robocop will go "ass to ass" with his arch nemesis... but one would have to assume.
A North Carolina man loves "Halloween" so much, that he's building himself an exact replica of the Myers house to live in. I've got to admire his moxy, but this seems like a bit much to me, no?
Details on "Jeepers Creepers III: Cathedral" (first off, that's the official title). Here's the breakdown. It stars Gina Phillips, supposedly 23 years older and with a teenage son. The beginning will be a prologue in the old West... oh, and it will suck donkey balls. Okay so that last part was my own prediction, but have you seen the second one? I can't be that far off.
Two Wisconsin men are being charged with Necrophilia, after the state had to amend it's laws which did not previously prohibit the act. At this point, with the internet, we should just make laws about having sex with ANYTHING that's not human (or alive). Because let's face it, if it has a hole, some dude has stuck his wang in it at one point or another.
You know it had to happen eventually, two grannies use their Hovearounds to joust in the supermarket. Greatest. Story. Ever.
1972: A herd of angry, startled elephants emerges from India's Chandka Forest, and tramples five villages, killing 24 people.