Horror headlines 4/24/08

Pics from M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening" today. The film is about a mysterious "apocalyptic crisis" that people are running from. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that we're revealed what the "crisis" is in a big twist. Schnaars' is excited already.

Movie called "Splatter Disco" starring Debbie Rochon. I'm assuming if you're a reader here than you can fill in the blanks yourself.

Megan Fox has posted behind the scenes pics from "Jennifer's Body" on her official site, none of which (unfortunately) are of her body. The flick is written by "Juno" scribe Diablo Cody and concerns a cheerleader who specializes in offing her classmates.

In Real People News: 

If you're a hooker - a profession where anonymity counts the most - Going on an ABC expose about hookers might be a bad career move. This woman's mother recognized her on the show, despite her being shown in the shadows and having her voice obscured.

The U.S. Government is preparing to show Congress today that they have evidence (read: Google Earth images) that North Korea is helping Syria develop Nuclear Weapons. Well if the US government says it then it must be true right? It's not like we have a strong precedent that suggests otherwise. Oh, ya... that's right.

A woman has been convicted for assaulting another woman at Disney world for butting in line. I only bring up this story because my grandmother once punched a woman in the ass for butting in front of us at Disney... and it was AWESOME.

On this day in history: 

1995: The Unabomber strikes, killing a timber industry lobbyist. Gilbert Murray is killed in his Sacramento office, opening mail addressed to the man he replaced.

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