Horror Headlines: February 2nd, 2009

This article will teach you two things. Dee Snider is making a sequel to his 90's horror film "Strangeland", and he thinks he invented the torture porn subgenre. Wait, he's bragging about that?

Artwork from a pretty interesting looking slasher called "Laid To Rest", directed by Rob Hall.

Sam Raimi's producing a film titled "Burst", that's all about people randomly exploding!

Neca has scored the licenses to the video games DEAD SPACE, PROTOTYPE, DEVIL MAY CRY, and DANTE'S INFERNO, so you can expect some top shelf toys and figures coming from these properties some time in the near future.

First three online clips from "Friday the 13th". We're now less than 2 weeks away from the release date, Friday February 13th, 2009.

In Real People News: 

There is now a monument in Iraq celebrating the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush... and it's a giant shoe. I LOL'd when I read that.

Apparently some areas with Comcast Cable were shown ten seconds of hardcore porn after Larry Fitzgerald's fourth quarter touchdown last night. The clip only aired on the analog feed and not the digital. That should teach all those old bastards who haven't switched over yet. Still using Rabbit ears? Here's some cock and balls for you.

Michael Phelps admits that he totally ripped bong hits at that party he was photographed at recently, and he's really, really sorry. Not about the college chick he nailed afterwards though, she was super hot, and had a tramp stamp... it was a butterfly.

On this day in history: 

1997: Marv Albert, nationally known sportscaster, allegedly bites a 42 year old woman after an evening of watching pornographic movies. By September he is on trial for sodomy.

Eric N

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