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Fear Itself 4 Review - In Sickness...
This is a review for Fear itself Episode #4, titled "In Sickness and in Health", Directed by John Landis.
(Jon missed the ep last night and my TV broke so, here's Casey with your weekly rundown)
"In Sickness and In Health"; Maggie Lawson stars as a young bride getting ready for her big day, James Roday her groom to be. As she gets ready for the ceremony a note is delivered to the priest to be given to her. As she steps aside to read her note, a shadow is cast over her wedding day; the card reads, "The Person You are Marrying is a Serial Killer".
Directed by John Landis, hopes are understandably high for this fourth episode of "Fear Itself", especially since the series has been lackluster for the first three episodes. John Landis has quite possibly the highest horror pedigree to work the camera so far this season. Landis gets credit for this episode, to my knowledge he didn't bother to rip off another movie which is a nice change after the last to episodes.
So, here we go. This week, "Fear Itself" was at least more watchable with John Landis behind the lense. Their premise was decent, it was well shot, there was some decent tension, even a few laughs. The problems arose in unused plot threads that could have made things interesting as well as many plot threads that just simply didn't need to be there.
My biggest problem with this episode? Predictability. There's an email out there that I sent to Eric and Jon that's time stamped at 10:07pm, the first commercial break. In that email, I made my claim; the Guy isn't the killer, it's the girl. Pretty straight forward and pretty cut and dry. There were some very obvious hints dropped in the opening sequence that pretty much screamed where the plot and the tweest lied for this episode. With it being that easy to figure out where they were heading, it sucked the tension out of the rest of the episode. They made an attempt to make it look like Carlos was at fault; he's an angry guy and a bit aggressive.
As a matter of fact, the majority of my complaints lie with Carlos and his family. There's a large draw of attention to his two Uncles. Identical twins, one worked for the government, one did 'something else'. This was an empty threat that was thrown out there, as they never embellished it again. The only purpose that it served was that one of the uncles (No clue which) fills the bride in about Carlos's parents disappearance and his having to be taken away. Sure, they were trying to establish a motive for Carlos being the killer, but there was no strength to it and it felt limp. All the stuff with Carlos being pissy and chasing his bride around the church? Just sounded like a man pissed that his new bride wouldn't come to their reception. Pretty normal reaction really.
There was plenty of wasted potential here this week. The 'bride' was pretty convincing for the most part, but ultimately will prove to be forgettable. It's possible that this may be looked back upon as one of the better episodes of "Fear Itself," but that's not saying a lot. The story in itself was the best effort so far, as it wasn't a rehash of a movie that we've already seen. (It probably is in actuality, but I don't remember one off the top of my head.) Unfortunately though, it felt pretty flat over all. Even if I hadn't decided what the big twist would be in the first five minutes of the movie, they just didn't do a whole lot with the idea of a bride thinking she's getting married to a serial killer. She mostly ran stumbling around looking confused.
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Busty Jesus
I honestly thought that the pic with this post was a topless woman...
What can I say, Jesus has a
What can I say, Jesus has a nice rack.
I hereby adopt "busty
I hereby adopt "busty jesus!" as a phrase of exclamation. Unfortunately, I'm a "soccer mom" in the granny craft business living on a hill with at least 6 churches. I don't think I'll be able to use it much.
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My friends and I have a
My friends and I have a habit of referring to inanimate objects as "goddamns" when we're too lazy to come up with the name, so you can imagine the looks I get at work when I ask someone to "hand me that goddamn over there."
Seriously, if it wasn't
Seriously, if it wasn't jesus it would be totally NSFW
Crap, I tell ya, CRAP!
Having only seen the last two episodes, I would have to say that this episode was by far the lamest. It would have been fine if it were amusingly cheesy, but it didn't even go there. Despite the fact that we knew who the note was really meant for right off the bat, the show could have saved itself if say both of them were serial killers and it ended in a bloody fight to see who was the most horrific of the two. Y'know, have your audience think they know what's going on then kick 'em in the nuts at the end. Instead, we sat and watched overacted, mindless dialogue that went on and on, while the bride stumbled around in the dark and talked to people who barely had a reason to exist in the script except to eat up time. How many times did we have to establish that the Priest was hard of hearing, 5, 10, 100? I was a little hopeful that things would turn around when the bride was alone and someone began banging on the door, but even that ended up falling flat. Then, when the groom was finally "confessing his sin", I thought it was the perfect opportunity for her to jab that spear (or whatever it was) right through the confessional wall and into his cheating heart. But no, instead it was time for the big reveal that wasn't surprising at all. Should have been a half hour episode at best. I agree that there is a lot of wasted potential in both episodes, but I expected more from Landis. I'm still hopeful that the series will get better with experience.
Julie, aka Mrs. Bonehand
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Word
I'm kind of glad my TV broke last night. I think it was trying to do me a favor. I honestly think I've been really lenient on the three episodes so far. This has been really mediocre television and isn't likely to be renewed next summer at the rate it's going.
Father, did you hear that noise?
Maybe, it just needs to move away from network t.v. to liberate the writer and director.
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Ya but from what I hear the
Ya but from what I hear the Masters of Horror episodes on Showtime weren't much better. I think the real problem lies in the fact that they have really limited time and money, and the expectation that comes with their names is too much to live up to with such limited resources.
I was really surprised at
I was really surprised at just how terrible this episode was. I enjoyed both of Landis' Masters entries, "Deerwoman" more than "Family Man," but this was just ridiculously bad. Both than the blatantly obvious twist it required the main character to act like a complete idiot in order for it to work, especially since she's a killer to begin with. I was hoping that at least they'd pull off something interesting like the entire bride's party were serial killers or the groom was a serial killer too and they really were a match made in Hell.
I'm really hoping this weeks Stuart Gordon episode is stronger or I think I'm finished with the serious.
"I like it when they lie still like that."