WTF?!

First look at "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter", IN SLOW MOTION

Can we just take a moment together to recognize the absurdity of this CBS This Morning piece? Only they could turn a movie about Lincoln hunting vampires into a stodgy interview with a historian. And yet, I still love it. Did you know they still have Lincoln's hat in a vault somewhere? Man, history is neat.

Anyway, there's a bunch of footage sprinkled throughout and I'm happy to say it features gratuitous slow motion, almost exclusively. Fox is aiming for a June release at this point. If they don't lock that down soon my head might explode.

Trailers: "Beyond the Black Rainbow", so retro it hurts

YES. Yes to all of this...

Trailers: "Osombie", if Bin Laden were undead

Looks like I've found my next staff-pick for the podcast, unless Uwe Boll releases a new film first.

Snapshots: "Puppet Master" movies still exist I guess

And apparently, they're exploring the possibilities of metal breast protection technology. "Puppet Master X: Axis Rising" will begin production as soon as Full Moon Pictures finds some change in their couch cushions.

Snapshots: "Chronicle" will get its day with us, eventually

This coming weekend we couldn't turn down the chance to see Harry Potter's "The Woman in Black" for review on the podcast, even though another horror-ish film comes out the same week, "Chronicle". The plan, as of now, is to review the odd looking found footage flick NEXT weekend. I may be the only one, but I'm fascinated by the trailers, specifically this shot from the end where they're staring into an underground cavern and exclaiming "oh snap!" to each other. Okay, I'm in. Let's find out what's down there together...

Posters: "When The Lights Go Out", swing and a miss...

I was going to post the trailer for "When The Lights Go Out", but I'm going to level with you, it looks terrible. The poster though sports my favorite promotional phrase of this week, "From the producers of 'Bend it like Beckham' and 'Moon'". I'd like to meet the person that not only loves BOTH of those films, but also wants a horror movie "in the style" of each... combined. I imagine he or she is very eclectic. (click to enhance)

Does "Kindergarten Cop" take place in "Silent Hill"??

5 minutes ago I would have responded to that question with "wha?". Now, I'm not so sure....

What a hilarious little discovery for us all these years later though. I hope more things like this start popping up soon. I’d love to find out the hidden design connections between Turok and The Accused.

Check the article over at CHUD

Posters: "Devil's Carnival", plus the opposite of a teaser trailer

Here's some artwork for "Devil's Carnival", a film that just announced it has a member of Slipknot in it. Which one? I'm guessing someone with a mask whose parents didn't hug him when he was a kid. Just a stab in the dark.

Bonus, an ELEVEN MINUTE TEASER TRAILER. To hell with the definition of "Teaser"... half the movie, unedited. World' best PR campaign.

Horror Gaming: Minesweeper... with zombies

It has to say something about late twentieth century America that at a certain point, the computer game owned by the most households was a simulation where you practiced picking mines out of a field while trying not to blow yourself up. Granted, it wasn't exactly a graphic representation, but just think about it. Someone once sat by himself in a room and THOUGHT THAT UP. Just saying, it's weird.

Anyway, someone went and added an adorable little girl and zombies that want to eat her, and that's somehow still less disturbing to me. Available now on your various Apple devices.

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