One time I had to go on a religious retreat in high school, and listen to a Priest give a talk about how he's an alcoholic who used to steal wine from communion... then he started talking about masturbation and how it's wrong.

Things are about to get... awkward...

If it weren't already taken by a decidedly less impressive film, then "The Cabin in the Woods" could very well have been named "The Last Horror Movie". It would very neatly sum up what this flick seems to be aiming to accomplish.

The trailer for "Piranha 3DD" is finally here and I can't say there's any surprises in it but there's also everything you could possibly want. Lots of boobs, blood and over the top 3D are here for your viewing pleasure.

This looks psychotic. Sign me up.

"LIQUID RED" was recently completed and will be released later this year.

As much as I'd like this to be terrible so I can go on an epic "Joss Whedon sucks" rant on the podcast, the trailer was so bonkers I'm holding out hope it might be good (as long as there aren't any superhuman anorexic chicks).

All my comments from my earlier post still stand. Schnaars is going to hate this so much, I can't wait.

Can we just take a moment together to recognize the absurdity of this CBS This Morning piece? Only they could turn a movie about Lincoln hunting vampires into a stodgy interview with a historian. And yet, I still love it. Did you know they still have Lincoln's hat in a vault somewhere?

YES. Yes to all of this...