WTF?!

Lucha Minis Drugged to Death by Hookers

Submitted by mark on Thursday, Jul 2nd 2009

In this strange world we live in, there's news of the weird and news of the "seriously? no fucking way"! Earlier in the week, the good lord took Lucha minis La Parkita and El Espectrito, but not in a way that would warrant a tearful 10-bell salute.

Update: "Sewer Cam" Video Mystery Solved?

Submitted by Joe on Thursday, Jul 2nd 2009

"RoboGeisha" Trailer

Submitted by Todd on Wednesday, Jul 1st 2009

If director Rob Marshall's 2005 endeavor "Memoirs of a Geisha" was too frilly for your liking, may I boldly suggest an alternative. Noboru Iguchi's "RoboGeisha," powered by the team responsible for "The Machine Girl" and "Tokyo Gore Police," looks positively insane, even by my standards Flesh-eating breast milk, deadly fried shrimp, breast cannons, hip swords, and a plethora of other visual insanities await those brave enough to dive face-first into this remarkably silly picture.

Gene Simmons Urinal Cakes

Submitted by M. Drew on Monday, Jun 22nd 2009

Weren’t we just talking about this? In the wake of the news about the virtual concert lighters for the iPhone, disgust ranged widely. Personally, I was enraged by the very existence of a virtual lighter, while others couldn’t believe the nerve of KISS frontman Gene Simmons, to put the KISS logo on it and have the temerity to charge money for the product.

"Anticrist" The Game, No Seriously

Submitted by Joe on Monday, Jun 22nd 2009

Jason Gets His Snow Shoes In Friday Sequel?

Submitted by Joe on Tuesday, Jun 16th 2009

Sure there is no script and apparently not even a green light but why the hell not start throwing out ideas for the sequel to this year's “Friday the 13th” reboot. And that’s just what producers Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form are doing right now. Sometimes the internet and the power to get word of your every thought out to millions of people is a terrible, terrible thing.

Friday Fun - Jigsaw's Bitchin Dance Moves

Submitted by mark on Friday, Jun 12th 2009

We've often wondered around these parts whether "Saw" was going to be this generation's "Friday the 13th," and in the discussion mentioned the iconic nature of the Jigsaw character. I had by doubts, but after recently stumbling upon this video and marveling at how many "related" videos there are, I may change my tune.

"Pencil Face" Short Film

Submitted by Todd on Wednesday, May 27th 2009

There are very few things in this great big ol' world that completely creep me out. Spiders -- big or small -- do a pretty good job of getting the goose pimple factory up and running, as do most David Lynch films and people with unreasonable underbites, the latter of which I cannot readily explain. Whatever the case may be, they frighten the hell out of me. All apologies to anyone who might be offended by that statement.

'u' - An Epic Klingon Opera

Submitted by Casey on Friday, May 15th 2009

Women Dies From Using Jackhammer As Sex Toy

Submitted by Joe on Wednesday, May 13th 2009

I’m going to blame this one on Tim Allen and his creative skills for coming up with the phrase “more power”. On the show “Home Improvement”, Allen would insist that ever tool in his shed would work better if only it was given “more power”. Well unfortunately for Shirley Dent of Arndale Oklahoma this idea does not cross over well to her sex toys. Apparently your average run of the mill vibrator wasn’t good enough for her and she decided to kick things up a notch by using a jackhammer. Bad mistake.