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Trailers: "The Shrine", from the guy who brought you "Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer"

Even though there's not a lot that's inspired looking to this trailer, the words "From the guy who brought you Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer" is enough for me to give this a shot. I will say, the visual style looks great. How does monster Robert Englund fit in here? Only time will tell...

Trailers: "FDR: American Badass" has werewolves, Barry Bostwick

Holy 'effin crap. A thousand times yes to this. The film's currently in post-production, so do your best to contain yourself for a few more months before we can see it. Also, if you're at work, make sure to put headphones on, unless the sound of someone screaming "FUCK POLIO!" is ok at your work. If it is, please let me know where I can direct my resume...

Posters: "Devil's Carnival", plus the opposite of a teaser trailer

Here's some artwork for "Devil's Carnival", a film that just announced it has a member of Slipknot in it. Which one? I'm guessing someone with a mask whose parents didn't hug him when he was a kid. Just a stab in the dark.

Bonus, an ELEVEN MINUTE TEASER TRAILER. To hell with the definition of "Teaser"... half the movie, unedited. World' best PR campaign.

Trailers: "Once It Started It Could Not End Otherwise" uses yearbooks to unsettling effect

"The Sundance Diaries" is a month-long multimedia blog on Huffingtonpost.com, with entries made by some of the 64 international filmmakers whose short films were selected for the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. Kelly Sears' animated short "Once It Started It Could Not End Otherwise" uses vintage high school yearbooks to tell the story of a mysterious sickness surrounding American high school students in the 1970's.

Netflix Instant: "The Hazing" (2004) is calling my name...

I'm supposed to watch something else to review for the site today but I can't stop staring at this title in my Netflix Instant queue. Tiffany Shepis is an evil siren... (slight NSFW trailer after the jump)

Trailer: "Who's Going To Stop Jack Frost" thinks it's slick...

"Who's Going to Stop Jack Frost" is cute in thinking I won't notice their testimonial quotes don't come with the names of anyone who actually said those things... (this just in, reading Bloody Good Horror is both "sexy and cool!") That said, the trailer looks slick for an Indie. I love what small filmmakers are doing with the hand-held HD-DSLR cameras these days. To me this is the next wave for the micro-budget film producer. Check it out and make up your own hyperbolic quotes in the comments...

(image not from the film but awesome)

Trailers: Okay, "Zombie Allegience", I'm listening...

I'm going to level with you, there's no way in hell I would ever be able to sit through this movie. That said, I do enjoy adorably sincere press releases.

Directed and produced by Tony Nunes, Zombie Allegiance stars Brandon Louis Aponte (Nun of That), Andre Boudreau (Atomic Brain Invasion), Carlos Brum (Splatter Disco), Sarah Nicklin (Beyond the Dunwich Horror, Nun of That), and Michael Reed (Nun of That) in a riveting and “scarily accurate metaphor* for our politically volatile times...

Wait, you mean to tell me almost the entire cast of "Nun of That" has reunited for this? Aw snap, sign me up! (trailer after the jump)

Trailers: Paranormal Activity 3 Official Trailer!

As cynical as I am about this franchise, I've got to admit that "Paranormal Activity 2" was way better than it had any right to be. They've chosen to continue with the same story for this film, going with a prequel setting complete with "shot on VHS" footage. How retro. Can the third film continue the success of the first two?

Trailer: "ThanksKilling"

It's just not a holiday without an associated movie from my Cinema of Crap Collection! And in the true spirit of Thanksgiving, it revolves around a pissed off Indian, a curse, & a vulgar, homicidal turkey. Move over, "The Little Mermaid" - this is something the whole family can enjoy!

Trailer: "The Absent" Has Nudity, Confirmed!

I'm not 100% sure what "The Absent" is about but I know one thing, there will be nudity. I think it's a slasher flick but most of all I know at least one person gets down to her birthday suit. They made it perfectly clear by using the tiny black bar that blocks out the good bits. That is of course unless they actually use the black bar in the movie. God I hope they don't. What a terrible let down that would be.

They also promise music by Blind Melon but don't play any in the trailer. So maybe that's a lie too. I won't be nearly as disappointed about that.

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