posters

Here's some artwork for "Devil's Carnival", a film that just announced it has a member of Slipknot in it. Which one? I'm guessing someone with a mask whose parents didn't hug him when he was a kid. Just a stab in the dark.

Bonus, an ELEVEN MINUTE TEASER TRAILER. To hell with the definition of "Teaser"... half the movie, unedited. World' best PR campaign.

You ever notice that Annalynne McCord looks exactly like the female Gremlin from "Gremlins 2"? Oh, you don't know who AnnaLynne McCord is? Ya, um... neither do I. Anyway, here's a one-sheet for "Bad Girl". It hits VOD and DVD on January 24th, and there is 0.00 percent chance I will watch it.

I'm not going to lie, I thought the trailer for "Jennifer's Body" looked terrible... but count me among the many out there who will pretty much watch anything that Megan Fox is in, so needless to say I love this poster. Release date, September 12th, 2009.

We get requests to promo stuff pretty often, which are usually met with a healthy dose of snarky indifference.

So here we've got the new poster for Rob Zombies' “H2”. Or is it “Halloween 2” now? I’m so confused.

Everyone these days knows how to use the Internet, but the nerds of the world REALLY know how to use it, especially when called upon to display their nerd cred and Photoshop skills.

This early poster for "Sorority Row" came out today, and even though it's not the official one-sheet I wanted to just take a moment here to applaud the artist.